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Darthbane2007's favorite FMLs
by djxerxes9000 / 02/07/2013 at 9:56pm / Canada / Work
Today, I applied and was accepted for a part-time network engineering position. Being contract work they asked me what I charge. I replied, "$12 an hour." After a look of surprise they accepted me for the position and said, "Our last guy charged $200 an hour, you're a bargain." FML
by compguy / 02/25/2010 at 10:39am / United States (New York) / Money
by tayluh26 / 02/15/2010 at 12:03am / United States (California) / Holidays
by disneyworld / 02/14/2010 at 12:49am / United States (Michigan) / Kids
Today, I was fired. Why? Because I called in sick on my daughter's birthday, even though you cannot "abandon work for personal affairs". My boss's favorite employee got to skip work on his wife's birthday two weeks ago. He still works here. FML
by anonymous / 01/21/2010 at 12:02am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML
by Adrian16 / 01/18/2010 at 6:01am / Norway (Vestfold) / Miscellaneous
Today, I hurried into the bank to cash in the $5,000 check my grandparents had given me for college money. I found out that instead of my name, they wrote 'our sweet iddle pumpkinbutt'. I couldn't make eye contact with anyone after. FML
by pumpkinbutt / 01/17/2010 at 4:08pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/13/2010 at 4:41pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by loveade11 / 01/12/2010 at 2:28pm / Transportation
Today, I was pumping gas and decided to go in for a drink. I discovered that when it's cold, sometimes the gas doesn't stop pumping automatically and starts spewing out onto the sidewalk. I had to pay for $53 of spilled gas. FML
by dl_zook / 01/12/2010 at 12:52pm / United States (Missouri) / Transportation
by squirrel / 01/09/2010 at 12:01am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I come home for lunch. I see a sandwich on the table with a note saying "I hope we can have a healthy new relationship, Love, Carissa." I see another note from my girlfriend next to it saying "I hope you enjoy your new relationship with Carissa." Carissa is my new step mother. FML
by SingleWorker / 01/08/2010 at 10:45pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML
by Anonymous / 01/06/2010 at 1:19pm / United States (Florida) / Money
- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation…