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Darthbane2007

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Darthbane2007

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 February 1988 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 9557
  • Number of comments : 185
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Darthbane2007's favorite FMLs

Today, I had an in-depth conversation at work about how technically Luke Skywalker was never a Jedi Master. Highlight of my working day. FML

#20497564
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23016) - you deserved it (5565)

On 02/07/2013 at 9:56pm - work - by djxerxes9000 - Canada

Today, I applied and was accepted for a part-time network engineering position. Being contract work they asked me what I charge. I replied, "$12 an hour." After a look of surprise they accepted me for the position and said, "Our last guy charged $200 an hour, you're a bargain." FML

#8637301
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16518) - you deserved it (32991)

On 02/25/2010 at 10:39am - money - by compguy (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my fiancé's parents are refusing to pay for a honeymoon because "they didn't have one so neither will we", so they won't pay for a single thing for our wedding. FML

#8279191
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24941) - you deserved it (14882)

On 02/15/2010 at 12:03am - love - by tayluh26 - United States (California)

Today, my dad decides to tell me he's taking the whole family to disney world, even my step-brother's girlfriend. But not me, because he can't "afford" it. FML

#8232410
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41789) - you deserved it (2321)

On 02/14/2010 at 12:49am - kids - by disneyworld (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was fired. Why? Because I called in sick on my daughter's birthday, even though you cannot "abandon work for personal affairs". My boss's favorite employee got to skip work on his wife's birthday two weeks ago. He still works here. FML

#8219030
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24448) - you deserved it (6619)

On 02/13/2010 at 7:29pm - work - by firedofbirthday - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was bet 100 dollars that I couldn't break a piece off a brick with my head. I couldn't, and I have 2 gashes in my head now. FML

#7467254
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5408) - you deserved it (70258)

On 01/21/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML

#7415658
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10593) - you deserved it (62948)

On 01/18/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by Adrian16 (man) - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, I hurried into the bank to cash in the $5,000 check my grandparents had given me for college money. I found out that instead of my name, they wrote 'our sweet iddle pumpkinbutt'. I couldn't make eye contact with anyone after. FML

#7401501
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27216) - you deserved it (4517)

On 01/17/2010 at 4:08pm - misc - by pumpkinbutt - Sent from mobile version

Today, I did a 'dine and dash' and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML

#7321652
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5655) - you deserved it (78922)

On 01/13/2010 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML

#7300366
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10915) - you deserved it (33213)

On 01/12/2010 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by loveade11 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was pumping gas and decided to go in for a drink. I discovered that when it's cold, sometimes the gas doesn't stop pumping automatically and starts spewing out onto the sidewalk. I had to pay for $53 of spilled gas. FML

Today, I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel and acorns with a caption reading "Protect Your Nuts". My dad walked up to me, read my shirt, then punched me in the balls. FML

#7227808
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11921) - you deserved it (40873)

On 01/09/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by squirrel (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I come home for lunch. I see a sandwich on the table with a note saying "I hope we can have a healthy new relationship, Love, Carissa." I see another note from my girlfriend next to it saying "I hope you enjoy your new relationship with Carissa." Carissa is my new step mother. FML

#7226236
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34110) - you deserved it (2630)

On 01/08/2010 at 10:45pm - misc - by SingleWorker (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML

#7181170
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36756) - you deserved it (2700)

On 01/06/2010 at 1:19pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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