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  • Number of visits : 6503
  • Number of comments : 135
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DarksideDoll : Green eyes, snake bites & Sith skin.

I enjoy drawing & painting, Lord of the Rings (I can write/read elvish. I'm a bonafide bad ass), I'm a Final Fantasy zealot, food porn, tattoo conventions, collecting comics, anime, & reading FMLs in bed sleepily until I inevitably drop my iPod on my face.

Lately I've been playing:
Magic 2015, GTA5, Vandal Hearts, Twisted Metal II, & Skyrim.

If you're havin' lock problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 picks but I only need one. *shades*

Check out the indie game "Survivalist" if you like post-apocalyptic shenanigans. Addictive & amazing playability for $1.

I spend my time on the Internet looking for lulz, music, on 9gag, shopping for books or t-shirts, or buying prezzies for the 2 greatest loves of my life, my fiancé & our little chubby bunny.

I like a good conversation so feel free to message me with anything other than small talk. I'm terrible at small talk.

Such bio. Very info. Wow.

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Today, I am still finding glitter in my ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML

#21363653
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21744) - you deserved it (4433)

On 02/25/2015 at 11:21pm - misc - by fredi - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I am dating a puppy. FML

#21363602
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23280) - you deserved it (2786)

On 02/25/2015 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by failuretolaunch2 - United States

Today, away at college, I called my grandmother to hear how she was doing after her knee surgery. She ended up talking about Hooters and how I should work there because of my "rare body". When I mentioned I've been studying computer science, earning a 3.8 GPA, she replied, "But you're a girl." FML

#21361518
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31683) - you deserved it (2783)

On 02/23/2015 at 2:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

#21354315
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18604) - you deserved it (35251)

On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my fiancée told me about her new diet. Apparently, she is only going to drink water and tan in a tanning bed so she can photosynthesise. She thinks this will help her lose weight, since she doesn't have to eat anything. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

Today, I found out that my 2-year-old brother is afraid of his own penis. Whenever he doesn't have a diaper on, he screams, cries and yells, "Ew". FML

#21347945
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29978) - you deserved it (2450)

On 02/01/2015 at 7:43pm - health - by okseñoryoucrazy - United States (Washington)

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

#21346857
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33876) - you deserved it (3155)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was diagnosed with gonorrhea. My dad's reaction was to slowly clap at the news then giggle at his own joke. FML

#21342311
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26857) - you deserved it (8955)

On 01/22/2015 at 3:23pm - health - by annoyed (man) - United States (California)

Today, I caught my girlfriend Googling how to uninstall Siri. I asked why she wanted to do that, and she said, "I don't like it. I don't like how the slut talks to you." I get the feeling I'll need a gun when I break up with this crazy fucker. FML

#21342067
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33977) - you deserved it (4995)

On 01/22/2015 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML

#21341483
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35798) - you deserved it (2175)

On 01/21/2015 at 6:57am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by canceling our relationship status on Facebook. I commented in disbelief, only for my dad to reply "#rekt", then "But seriously, about time. She's gonna give your balls back, right?" Thanks for the support. FML

#21334865
66 comments

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On 01/11/2015 at 12:57am - love - by kumcat (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in the car with my 4-year-old sister and our puppy. Suddenly, she blurted out from the backseat, "I don't love you anymore." Shocked, I asked her to repeat herself. She looked me straight in the eye and said, "The puppy doesn't love you either." FML

#21334677
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28987) - you deserved it (2445)

On 01/10/2015 at 7:15pm - kids - by SadSister:( - United States

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

#21330209
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40850) - you deserved it (5064)

On 01/03/2015 at 8:30pm - health - by Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML

#21328639
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23962) - you deserved it (4664)

On 01/01/2015 at 1:16pm - love - by ButtWorthSingingBout (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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