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About DarksideDoll : Green eyes, snake bites & Sith skin.

I enjoy drawing & painting, Lord of the Rings (I can write/read elvish. I'm a bonafide bad ass), I'm a Final Fantasy zealot, food porn, tattoo conventions, collecting comics, anime, & reading FMLs in bed sleepily until I inevitably drop my iPod on my face.

Lately I've been playing:
Magic 2015, Minecraft, Final Fantasy VIII, Soul Reaver, Fallout: New Vegas, & Skyrim.

If you're havin' lock problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 picks but I only need one. *shades*

I spend my time on the Internet looking for lulz, music, shopping for books or t-shirts, or buying prezzies for the 2 greatest loves of my life, my husband & our lil' fatfat.

I like a good conversation so feel free to message me with anything other than small talk. I'm terrible at small talk.
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Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML


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On 05/22/2015 at 11:17am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I stuck my hand out the car window and noticed my arm fat flapping in the wind. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24214) - you deserved it (9770)

On 05/13/2015 at 7:19pm - health - by windthroughmyflab - United States

Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21311) - you deserved it (39016)

On 05/08/2015 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML


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On 05/07/2015 at 2:00pm - intimacy - by pleasedie - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to say to my 23-year-old son that it's not a compliment to tell a woman that he wants to jam his cock down her throat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35405) - you deserved it (5276)

On 05/06/2015 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by dadoftheyear (man) - United States

Today, while out shopping with friends, I was apphrehended by two bounty hunters because they recognized my purple-dyed hair. Too bad my name isn't Natalie, who apparently shares the same hair color. They didn't believe me, even after I showed my ID. FML

Today, I told my husband I felt unfulfilled and unhappy in my life. He suggested I do more chores. FML


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On 05/06/2015 at 12:13am - misc - by msleea - United States (California)

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31971) - you deserved it (3973)

On 04/24/2015 at 6:04pm - kids - by anonymousyo - United States (California)

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my boyfriend when he started squeezing me as if I were a ketchup bottle. He said he wanted my period to end quicker, and he honestly thought that would work. FML

Today, I heard my 2-year-old sister crying, so I left my room to comfort her. She looked at me, held my hand, escorted me back to my room and closed the door. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31712) - you deserved it (2924)

On 04/13/2015 at 6:46am - kids - by transcendingnerd (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, I caught my teenage daughter doing her laundry for the first time ever. She had piles of black and white, but then she threw them together in the washing machine. I told her blacks and whites were supposed to be separate, but she just said, "End the segregation, mom." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31504) - you deserved it (5740)

On 04/12/2015 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my little sister complained about a young boy in her class always pulling her hair. She asked when boys will stop doing it. My mom replied, "They won't, even when they're grown-ups," then looked over at my dad and shared a dirty smirk. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39773) - you deserved it (4066)

On 03/07/2015 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by greatly disturbed - United States (California)

Today, I am still finding glitter in my ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML

Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I am dating a puppy. FML


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On 02/25/2015 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by failuretolaunch2 - United States

Today, away at college, I called my grandmother to hear how she was doing after her knee surgery. She ended up talking about Hooters and how I should work there because of my "rare body". When I mentioned I've been studying computer science, earning a 3.8 GPA, she replied, "But you're a girl." FML


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On 02/23/2015 at 2:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

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