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DarksideDoll

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DarksideDoll

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  • Number of visits : 7533
  • Number of comments : 140
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DarksideDoll : Green eyes, snake bites & Sith skin.

I enjoy drawing & painting, Lord of the Rings (I can write/read elvish. I'm a bonafide bad ass), I'm a Final Fantasy zealot, food porn, tattoo conventions, collecting comics, anime, & reading FMLs in bed sleepily until I inevitably drop my iPod on my face.

Lately I've been playing:
Magic 2015, GTA5, Vandal Hearts, Twisted Metal II, & Skyrim.

If you're havin' lock problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 picks but I only need one. *shades*

Check out the indie game "Survivalist" if you like post-apocalyptic shenanigans. Addictive & amazing playability for $1.

I spend my time on the Internet looking for lulz, music, on 9gag, shopping for books or t-shirts, or buying prezzies for the 2 greatest loves of my life, my fiancé & our little chubby bunny.

I like a good conversation so feel free to message me with anything other than small talk. I'm terrible at small talk.

Such bio. Very info. Wow.

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DarksideDoll's favorite FMLs

Today, my little sister complained about a young boy in her class always pulling her hair. She asked when boys will stop doing it. My mom replied, "They won't, even when they're grown-ups," then looked over at my dad and shared a dirty smirk. FML

#21369959
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34902) - you deserved it (3223)

On 03/07/2015 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by greatly disturbed - United States (California)

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML

#21366982
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12) - you deserved it (8)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I am still finding glitter in my ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML

Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I am dating a puppy. FML

#21363602
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31055) - you deserved it (3757)

On 02/25/2015 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by failuretolaunch2 - United States

Today, away at college, I called my grandmother to hear how she was doing after her knee surgery. She ended up talking about Hooters and how I should work there because of my "rare body". When I mentioned I've been studying computer science, earning a 3.8 GPA, she replied, "But you're a girl." FML

#21361518
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34526) - you deserved it (2904)

On 02/23/2015 at 2:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

#21354315
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18762) - you deserved it (35616)

On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my fiancée told me about her new diet. Apparently, she is only going to drink water and tan in a tanning bed so she can photosynthesise. She thinks this will help her lose weight, since she doesn't have to eat anything. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

Today, I found out that my 2-year-old brother is afraid of his own penis. Whenever he doesn't have a diaper on, he screams, cries and yells, "Ew". FML

#21347945
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30043) - you deserved it (2453)

On 02/01/2015 at 7:43pm - health - by okseñoryoucrazy - United States (Washington)

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

#21346857
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35140) - you deserved it (3670)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was diagnosed with gonorrhea. My dad's reaction was to slowly clap at the news then giggle at his own joke. FML

#21342311
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26899) - you deserved it (8967)

On 01/22/2015 at 3:23pm - health - by annoyed (man) - United States (California)

Today, I caught my girlfriend Googling how to uninstall Siri. I asked why she wanted to do that, and she said, "I don't like it. I don't like how the slut talks to you." I get the feeling I'll need a gun when I break up with this crazy fucker. FML

#21342067
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34062) - you deserved it (5004)

On 01/22/2015 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML

#21341483
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36446) - you deserved it (2362)

On 01/21/2015 at 6:57am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by canceling our relationship status on Facebook. I commented in disbelief, only for my dad to reply "#rekt", then "But seriously, about time. She's gonna give your balls back, right?" Thanks for the support. FML

#21334865
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26385) - you deserved it (3147)

On 01/11/2015 at 12:57am - love - by kumcat (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in the car with my 4-year-old sister and our puppy. Suddenly, she blurted out from the backseat, "I don't love you anymore." Shocked, I asked her to repeat herself. She looked me straight in the eye and said, "The puppy doesn't love you either." FML

#21334677
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29057) - you deserved it (2448)

On 01/10/2015 at 7:15pm - kids - by SadSister:( - United States



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