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Today, my little sister ad er second son. Se is 31 and se named er sons after er favorite television caracters, Sam and Dean Wincester. Se as made it er life goal to make sure er usband never finds out. FML

#21269654
248 comments

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On 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm - kids - by mykodu - Canada (Ontario)

Today I held mah bag of burger and fries out the window while driving to preserve that new car smell!! Not only did I hit a pothole and lose mah lunch I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him!! FML

#21268936
156 comments

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On 10/01/2014 at 12:53pm - misc - by ThatNewCarSmell (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa ad postd "feeling orny" wit my grandma.

#21261512
68 comments

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On 09/19/2014 at 10:27pm - misc - by failingdaily - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, I got ig for te frst time. Apparently I called ma vet and told im ma goldfis was barking. I found out wen e called me back later to make sure we were bot okay. FML

#21258033
96 comments

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On 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today, my grlfriend went sopping at Victoria's Secret wit me. Wile se was in te fitting room, er parents walkd by an saw me. Tey don't approve of te store, so I panickd an told tem I was considering becoming a woman.

#21255419
93 comments

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On 09/09/2014 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... I was aving some kinky sex wit girlfriend. Wen I said "You've been a bad girl"... se looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously... "Wat did I do?" FML

#21068134
85 comments

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On 02/22/2014 at 12:39am - intimacy - by awkward (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend said e was in love wit my best friend instead of me. I wouldn't be so upset if it wasn't te tird boyfriend in a row tis appened wit. mega FML

#20997702
147 comments

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On 12/19/2013 at 1:13am - love - by hot_friend (woman) - United States

Today my boyfriend and I took a nap fully clothd. I woke up to him panicking. He'd had a wet dream and was scard that his sperm somehow swam through several layers of clothing and got me pregnant. mega FML

#20982965
113 comments

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On 12/06/2013 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I got into a uge figt wit a girl at scool. My mom and dad decidd to punis me by letting my tree older broter pick out my wardrobe for te next week. FML

#19812569
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On 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm - misc - by Shelby - United States (Illinois)

Today , at tha point of orgasm , mah boyfriand scraamd out , "Is this all thara is?!" than rolld ovar and stard blankly at tha cailing without spaaking for agas. This happans a lot. FML

#18335372
183 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 8:57am - intimacy - by Jane (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I met up wit an old ig scool friend wo I used to make fun of cuz e put so muc effort into is studies. Turns out e makes ma annual salary in a mont.

#14322197
210 comments

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On 12/24/2010 at 10:12am - money - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY , BOYFRIEND FOUND OUT I HAVE OCD. WHEN I TOUCH SOMETHING WITH ONE HAND I HAVE TO TOUCH IT WITH THE OTHER OR I FREAK. AFTER I BRUSHED HIS FACE WITH THE BACK OF HAND HE TACKLED ME TO THE FLOOR , HELD ME DOWN , AN LAUGHED AT ME WHILE I PANICKED AN TRIED TO TOUCH HIM WITH OTHER HAND. FML

#13351667
422 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, a few friends an I ran troug sprinklers at our scool until we were all soakd. Ten we were told tat tey put fertilizer in te water. I'm soakd in manure. Now I know y it tastd wierd. FML

#10777630
131 comments

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On 05/26/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by noraidk - United States (Texas)

Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said looool "I won't tell if u don't tell, please don't tell your mother". FML

#2271321
255 comments

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On 05/25/2009 at 10:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY I WAS AT WORK AT A LOCAL HOT DOG CHAIN. A CHILD (ABOUT 10 WHO I'VA SAAN THARA BAFORA) CUMMAD IN TO ORDAR FOOD FOR HIS DAD. HA ORDARS VARY AXCITADLY AND I TOLD HIM HA'D BA A GRAAT WORKAR HARA WHAN HA GATS OLDAR. HA SAID "OH NO MY DAD SAYS I'M TOO SMART TO WORK IN A PLACA LYK THIS." FML

#850361
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On 04/07/2009 at 8:50am - work - by GT716 (man) - United States (New York)



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