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  • Title : Madam
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 389
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Darknyan : Nooooooooo don't take my coookkiieesss!!

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Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (37985) - you deserved it (12677)

On 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Face fucking palm - United States (Georgia)

Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12681) - you deserved it (53166)

On 06/28/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Soapy (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML


I agree, your life sucks (378691) - you deserved it (43323)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML


I agree, your life sucks (70805) - you deserved it (7081)

On 03/05/2009 at 7:39pm - love - by f*** (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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