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Dark__Angel66
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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1973
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Dark__Angel66's favorite FMLs

Today, I was washing dishes when I picked up a plate and saw a huge spider. Trying to be nice, I took the plate outside and tried to gently push the spider off. The wind blew it into my eye. FML

#19164002
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28501) - you deserved it (5137)

On 02/25/2012 at 10:13pm - misc - by baconandkittens (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend sang "happy birthday" to my vagina. It was my birthday last month and he forgot, but he remembered the date of the first time he went down on me. FML

#19113419
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33112) - you deserved it (4396)

On 02/19/2012 at 6:37am - intimacy - by me - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML

#19105085
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49232) - you deserved it (4204)

On 02/18/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by hatinthelife - United States (Utah)

Today, my friend's kid chased me with a rusty, sharp tent peg and threatened to kill me. When I finally got him to calm down he ran off to his room. Later, I found the tent peg under his pillow with a note that said my name. My friend thinks it's hilarious. I am staying here for a week. FML

#19046933
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29451) - you deserved it (2236)

On 02/11/2012 at 8:41am - kids - by FuckLife (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML

#18998594
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30979) - you deserved it (2127)

On 02/05/2012 at 3:08am - misc - by dreefsa - United States (California)

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

#18989889
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25602) - you deserved it (2408)

On 02/04/2012 at 3:13am - misc - by lrgenesis - United States (Oregon)

Today, after having watched a scare story on the news about heart disease, my mom is now insisting that we have daily, hour-long, family yoga sessions together. I have a job, and barely have enough time to do my homework as it is. I'm going to be grounded if I don't take part. FML

#18749747
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27844) - you deserved it (3054)

On 01/08/2012 at 7:59pm - health - by marie519 - United States (Mississippi)

Today, while helping my father build a shelf, I suggested that we should probably use the instruction manual. He suggested I should probably shut the fuck up and do it his way. FML

#18738481
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29525) - you deserved it (14656)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm - misc - by Jman6295 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML

#18721494
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34471) - you deserved it (3386)

On 01/05/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML

#18706154
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44417) - you deserved it (2832)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:30pm - money - by Ilostsomuch (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to cut short my New Year's resolution of going to the gym daily, when the meathead next to me dropped some heavy weights, which bounced and landed on my foot. I'm sitting at home in a cast. FML

#18705710
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28287) - you deserved it (2296)

On 01/04/2012 at 11:55am - health - by gimpy (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mum read a forwarded email, and is now convinced that eating processed food will make my ovaries shrink and disappear. Now she goes batshit crazy if she sees me eating potato chips. FML

#18684418
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25086) - you deserved it (2537)

On 01/02/2012 at 7:18am - health - by sohungry (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I flew to Dubai, en route to my new job in Afghanistan. Both of my bags were lost, my debit card was frozen in London, the next flight was cancelled, and I can't get a hotel room. I'm in the richest city in world with no money and no room. Happy New Year. FML

#18665840
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36957) - you deserved it (2820)

On 12/31/2011 at 5:36pm - money - by EdwinOEF (man) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML

#18661224
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26503) - you deserved it (5975)

On 12/31/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML

#18575911
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10436) - you deserved it (34464)

On 12/22/2011 at 12:31am - intimacy - by sninapeters - United States



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