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DarkSighty

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 October 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2849
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I wanted to punish a student 4 being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time 4 him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. real FML

#12693453
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8225) - you deserved it (68348)

On 08/23/2010 at 12:18am - kids - by K_M (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today,hile getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML

#12051058
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35736) - you deserved it (15324)

On 07/22/2010 at 8:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today I went on a first date were my date managed to fall in a creek take me to is ouse and measure my eigt sow me family pictures and perform te Soulja Boy dance in is living room. All wile wearing swim trunks because is pants were drying and e didn't ave extras. FML

#10727772
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32543) - you deserved it (7237)

On 05/24/2010 at 2:13am - love - by gedderdunn - Reserved

Today,hile out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clerely he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." big fat FML

#10707989
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18596) - you deserved it (26835)

On 05/23/2010 at 5:21am - misc - by Oops (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my girlfriend and I were in my basement. I play drums and guitar very well. My girlfriend bet me $50 that she could play better than me. I made the bet, but what I didn't know was that she had been taking both drum and guitar lessons since she was 5. I just lost $50. FML

#7732713
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7265) - you deserved it (40127)

On 01/31/2010 at 1:54am - love - by unknown - Sent from mobile version

Today, mah boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed mah stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

#7059042
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38078) - you deserved it (17689)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by pottypattypeepants (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, mah 8 year old son decidd to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well playd son. FML

#6937557
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30909) - you deserved it (6948)

On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was eating lunc out side wit my friends,en a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it an opened my mout to warn imen anoter guy flicked it an it went into my mout. I can still taste it. mega FML

#6795519
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30808) - you deserved it (2566)

On 12/17/2009 at 4:43pm - animals - by ollierocks96 - United States (Florida)

Today..!! I come home to fine that mah dog has taken a dump on mah bed!! I quickly putted on mah house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds!! I felt something squish all over mah right foot!! He also took a dump in mah house shoe!! FML

#6787921
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28313) - you deserved it (4256)

On 12/17/2009 at 1:09am - animals - by life_suxxx - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was at my 10 year high school reunion. I saw the girl I usd to have a BIG crush on, so I decidd to go over and say hi. She scream when she sees me. Then, she start hitting me, looking panickd. I control her and ask y she's hitting me. She says 'Everyone thought u were dead!' FML

#6753136
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36925) - you deserved it (2284)

On 12/14/2009 at 4:21pm - misc - by Ghost (man) - United States

Today, it was the last day of finals. After sleeping less than three hours in the last two days, I got in the car to go to school. For a second, I thought steering wheel, the gas pedal, an brake pedal were all missing. That's when I realizd I was sitting in the back seat. FML

#6692026
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31045) - you deserved it (12949)

On 12/10/2009 at 8:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today , I woke up to fine my boyfriend watcing me sleep. I askd im if e was staring at me because e was in love. He replid tat it was because my farting wouldn't let im sleep. FML

#6528264
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27953) - you deserved it (12923)

On 11/30/2009 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I saw a mah neighbor being muggd on the street. I wantd to help , so I trid to yank her purse from the mugger's hands. I guess mah neighbor didn't see me clearly , cuz she thought I was another mugger and kickd mah directly in the happy sacks. FML

#6452828
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28038) - you deserved it (3061)

On 11/25/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I WAS AT A PETTING ZOO WITH MY BOYFRIEND. A GUY THAT WORKED THERE SAID HE'D TAKE A PICTURE OF ME WITH A MOUSE ON MY HEAD. HE REASSURED ME THAT THIS MOUSE WAS TRAINED. I AGREED. ONCE THE MOUSE GOT ON MY HEAD, IT PEED. TURNS OUT THE GUY DIDN'T WORK THERE AFTER ALL. FML

#6212555
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25437) - you deserved it (14077)

On 11/08/2009 at 2:14pm - health - by Poopyhead (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I was having a nice moment with mah granddaughter as she was being affectionate by stroking mah face. We were both quite content, until she said, ( Aw, Grandma, yur skin looool feels just like a crocodile. ) FML

#5977481
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30274) - you deserved it (3055)

On 10/24/2009 at 5:14pm - kids - by Granny (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)



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