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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 March 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 305
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About DarkSanster : Hey. I see you lurking in my profile so I guess I'll tell you a bit about myself. I'm a Hispanic (Ecuadorian FTW), Musician, Visual Artist, and a gamer. I REALLY like Classic and Traditional Rock (The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Deep Purple, AC/DC, etc..) and I REALLY hate Rap and Pop. I'm a XBOX 360 person and my profile name is my gamertag. The type of games I play are COD, Battlefield, Halo, Gears of War (Basically 1st-Person Shooter). So if you play those type of games and aren't a weird-ass creeper, then send me a request. I play many instruments (So many I can't list it
0.0) Nah just a couple like the Guitar, Saxophone, Piano, and more... And I also like to add that I'm a strong Atheist.

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DarkSanster's favorite FMLs

Today, I felt like spicing up our marriage, so I thought I'd surprise my husband when he got home from work. I put on my sexiest teddy, lit some candles, and laid on the bed. He walked in the room, looked at me for a second, farted, then asked me what was for dinner. FML

by Anonymous / 12/05/2010 at 1:57am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, while I was in the shower I noticed a short, black hair on my loofa. I ignored it and lathered up my entire body with it. When I put it back down, a roach crawled out of it. What I thought was a black hair was in fact its antenna. FML

by Anonymous / 10/06/2009 at 5:31pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML

by Bden / 03/21/2009 at 4:11pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy