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DarkMirror
  • Town/Country : Bumfuck, Nowhere
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 March 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 25688
  • Number of comments : 167
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DarkMirror : You know...there's some really fucked up people here. My kind of website.

DarkMirror: Spreader of Badassery (you have no idea how long it takes me to right a check)

Interests: reading, writing, swimming, youtubing, and listening to music (normally rock like Three Days Grace, MCR, Queen, Breaking Benjamin, Led Zeppelin, etc. but I'll listen to anything). Oh yeah, and just being plain weird.

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- talk to me if your funny, sarcastic, bitchy, bored, or all around awesome like me xD (yeah I wish)

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Today, I got a email from my boss. He said he was going to have to let me go for missing so much work over the last week. I was laid off two months ago. I don't know what is more depressing, getting fired from a job twice or the fact it took two months for them to notice I wasn't there anymore. FML

#1189537
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58530) - you deserved it (2810)

On 04/21/2009 at 11:11am - work - by laxguy23 (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

#1183815
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34182) - you deserved it (90457)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was in the supermarket and I see this little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I go over to him and ask if his mom knows where he is. The boy turns around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML

#1054716
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25036) - you deserved it (41743)

On 04/17/2009 at 1:05pm - kids - by jules (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML

#1014149
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95169) - you deserved it (14282)

On 04/16/2009 at 4:40am - intimacy - by sad_gay (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was working at a local restaurant when another server's table called me over to ask if I've "ever killed anybody". They informed me I looked like a serial killer. I informed them, of course, that I have never killed anybody. Another customer claimed I scared her child. I was fired. FML

#964026
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65113) - you deserved it (3885)

On 04/14/2009 at 2:13am - work - by Bob (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
513 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48819) - you deserved it (299992)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML

#6002
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6436) - you deserved it (27256)

On 02/03/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by fuckedalready (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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