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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Today, I lerened it's a bad idea to text and smoke while drunk, because there is an increased risk of throwing yur phone off the balcony and sticking yur cigarette into yur pocket. FML

#20485916
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12154) - you deserved it (55602)

On 01/30/2013 at 5:13am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me.

#20135712
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23715) - you deserved it (1757)

On 10/27/2012 at 4:04pm - misc - by left4dead (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I walked into the kitchen at 5 am to have my 7 and 9 year olds throw looool a bucket of water on me. To there surprise and horror I didn't melt. FML

#20116347
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22821) - you deserved it (3074)

On 10/14/2012 at 10:57am - kids - by Nickki - United States

Today, as mah girlfriend an I were making out, I slowly took mah clothes off an revealed mah body to her 4 the first time. She looked, smiled, an said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML

#20095343
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28688) - you deserved it (3117)

On 09/30/2012 at 3:37pm - intimacy - by whatswrongwithit?:( (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I was callad into mah son's school cuz ha had got into a fist-fight with anothar pupil and I had to taka him homa. Ha clammad up about tha raason bahind tha fight , until I finally managad to coax it out of him: tha othar kid is in "Hufflapuff" and ha's in "Ravanclaw." big fat FML

#20070089
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23894) - you deserved it (3896)

On 09/13/2012 at 10:31am - kids - by PissOffPottermore (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my moter sared my pone number wit my broter, despite my explicit wise tat se didn't. He immediately went an put it on Craigslist an several oter websites. Tis is te fourt time I've ad to cange my number 4 tat very same reason. FML

#20066134
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25256) - you deserved it (1992)

On 09/10/2012 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got into an argument wit my mom over er sexist, emotionally-abusive boyfriend. I told er tat eiter e goes or I go. Se calld me a disrespectful bastard 4 not respecting my "new fater." I'm now sitting outside a McDonald's wit my suitcase, leecing tere WiFi. FML

#20063189
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32727) - you deserved it (2410)

On 09/08/2012 at 1:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

yesterday after a visit with mah mom, I startd feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML

#20054615
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27873) - you deserved it (4632)

On 09/02/2012 at 7:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I met a really cute girl at a club. At first, she told me I was cute. Then, she slurred that I look like ( a spork on legs. ) Then she sprayed the inside of my mouth with vomit as she kissed me. FML

#20054504
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27527) - you deserved it (6747)

On 09/02/2012 at 6:31pm - love - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
526 comments

I agree, your life sucks (248354) - you deserved it (32349)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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