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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1923
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DarkJediLove : I want to see the world.

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Yesterday, at job, an old looool lady kept calling her inhaler a blow job. I kindly explaind to her why she couldn't call her inhaler that. She continud to ask me for a blow job in front of visitors. I had to say yes. FML

#19986519
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27681) - you deserved it (2375)

On 07/27/2012 at 12:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, at work in a nursing homa, I had to kill imaginary dogs in tha lunch room, cuz thay wara avil and trying to aat avaryona!! This startd with just ona parson saaing tham, to all 30 of tham scraaming and fraaking out!! I spant 45 minutas killing imaginary dogs!! FML

#19983789
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27150) - you deserved it (2104)

On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)

Today hile shopping my six-year-old son threw a tantrum cuz I wouldn't buy him a video game . I ended up having to grab his arm an leave the store . He screamed that I was kidnapping him athich point I was socked in the face an pinned to the floor by three bystanders . FML

#19942412
375 comments

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On 07/15/2012 at 7:13pm - kids - by Zora (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

yesterday whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the detail of wat she stick up her vagina. big fat FML

#19626087
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25643) - you deserved it (2367)

On 05/15/2012 at 4:08am - intimacy - by uni life (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, Mah Pet Mouse Demonstrated That He Has Bigger Balls Than Mah Boyfriend, By Running Across The Dinner Table An Eating Off His Plate, Allhile He Jumped Out Of His Chair, Screaming Like A Grl. FML

#19592070
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19727) - you deserved it (3965)

On 05/08/2012 at 12:41pm - animals - by gl0b3suck0r (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

TODAY, I WAS BRAGGING ABOUT HOW I HAD LOST 10 POUNDS . GRINNING, I PULLED MAH SHIRT UP AND TRIED TO SHOW HOW BIG MAH JEANS WERE ON ME . INSTEAD, THE BUTTON FLEW OFF MAH PANTS . FML

#19460207
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8750) - you deserved it (25523)

On 04/13/2012 at 6:32am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was at a party, wan ta cops bustad us. Sinca I'm undaraga, I id baind a cair fir an our and a alf wila tay braatalyzad avaryona and sat tam in ta sama room I was in. Ta cops laft, avaryona raalizad I was baind ta cair, and looool now ma nicknama is "Anna Frank". maga FML

#19455929
194 comments

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On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today I woke up and decidd to make mah mom a special Easter breakfast in bd . I pre-heatd the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes . Guess where mah easter basket was . FML

#19429036
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27531) - you deserved it (6215)

On 04/08/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by jess - United States (Ohio)

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad.

#19421919
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86675) - you deserved it (4260)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

today I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours , sending countless texts and voice mails to my date , and thinking I'd been stood up , I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

#19418813
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9027) - you deserved it (34011)

On 04/06/2012 at 5:04pm - love - by Sash (woman) - United Kingdom

today a guy in a fancy car tailad ma 4 twanty minutas, just so ha could taka a pictura of mah licansa plata and tall ma thara's a $300 fina 4 flicking cigaratta ashas out yur window. FML

#19394810
220 comments

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On 04/02/2012 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, mah husband and I found out that our daughter's chronic stomach aches r due to gluten intolerance, so we need to cut all wheat out of our diet. We're bakers. FML

#19376505
194 comments

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On 03/30/2012 at 2:28pm - kids - by MDWilde (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today... I looool brought a grl home. My dad's frst reaction was to pull out the camera an snap away. She now won't reply to mah texts or calls. FML

#19374063
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21289) - you deserved it (1926)

On 03/30/2012 at 1:00am - misc - by jasonnn (man) - Australia

2day mah 27 year old boyfriend chose playing with Lego over making sweet love to me. FML

#19363269
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23366) - you deserved it (10365)

On 03/28/2012 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)



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