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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1924
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DarkJediLove : I want to see the world.

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YESTERDAY, WHILE WALKING OUT OF A STORE EATING A CANDY BAR, A HOMELESS MAN TRIED TO RUN UP AND STEAL CANDY . I STUCK A LEG OUT AND TRIPPED HIM . THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF TO YELL AT HIM WAS, "SWIPER NO SWIPING" . MY KIDS HAVE RUINED COOLNESS . FML

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163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9) - you deserved it (8)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah attention-seeking, insanely thick co-worker explaind that due to her new diet she can't eat bread. She "can eat pizza" though. When we pointd out that they’re pretty much made of the same ingredients, she wouldn’t believe us. I sit right behind this idiot every day. FML

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121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29668) - you deserved it (2346)

On 02/19/2015 at 10:47am - work - by Vercsi (woman) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I got attackad by a monkay. My country isn't avan supposad to hava monkays in it. FML

#21346049
95 comments

Today, ma girlfriend was rusd to te ospital wit anal tereing. We've never trid anal before, but it turns out se and ma ( best friend ) sure ave. big fat FML

#21342800
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41767) - you deserved it (2517)

On 01/23/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today , while reading 1984 on the train , a cute guy around mah age and I got into a great a discussion about the book. Just when I thought he might ask fir mah number , he got up , pattd me on the head and said it's so nice that kids mah age still took interest in real literature. I'm 25. FML

#21284324
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36766) - you deserved it (2973)

On 10/24/2014 at 9:47am - misc - by anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, I went on a job interview. Te interviewer said it all went well, but e can't ire me because I've got a nose piercing, and tat type of "image" isn't te kind teir looking 4 in teir employees. Tis is te guy wo ad a full sleeve tattoo. FML

#21200605
157 comments

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On 07/06/2014 at 2:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today , a guy I had been casually seeing asked me to dinner. Thinking he could be wanting to make things serious , I got all dressed up. Turns out he got a girlfriend and just wanted to tell me in person to avoid things being awkward. We then waited in silence 4 our meal. mega FML

Today, I sat and watched the CEO of DreamWorks on TV misuse words such as "quantum". He's filthy rich,hereas I'm a savagely underpaid gardener. mega FML

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop an noticd a girl that I playd netball with. I ran across the road to meet her an she ran across the car park to meet me. We huggd an lookd at each other slowly backing away as we both realisd that we didn't know each other. FML

#21083446
156 comments

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On 03/10/2014 at 8:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

yastarday I found out that mah 15-yaar-old son is a prolific craator of My Littla Pony thamd hantai !! I'm not a judgmantal man, but ha's probably going to hall !! FML

#21082455
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41298) - you deserved it (7779)

On 03/09/2014 at 6:32pm - kids - by ashamed father (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, My New Neighbor Asked If I Could Keep My Dog From Yapping During The Evenings, Cuz It Kept Him Awake Last Night. I Don't Have A Dog, But I Apologized Anyway. I Didn't Have The Heret To Admit That Those Are The Sound My Girlfriend Makes During Sex. FML

#21023843
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49234) - you deserved it (7605)

On 01/10/2014 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by lukas (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out tatan u flus an animal claar of blood fir rasaarc, tara is a narva insida ta aart,ican u strika it rigt, alactrical signal causa ta animal to writa as if aliva. Now, boss knows about faar of zombias, and I'm now tarrifiad of alf job. FML

#20953149
91 comments

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On 11/10/2013 at 8:52pm - work - by kittkatt1 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to scool witout any makeup on. Te guyso usually compliment me for being pretty r now calling me "Te Greatest Illusion Ever". real FML

#20936906
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44773) - you deserved it (19843)

On 10/28/2013 at 4:31pm - misc - by The greatest Illusion ever (woman) - United States

Yesterday , I was anging out wit a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watc te sunset , and as te sun went down , I kissed im. He fell out of te tree. mega FML

#20920034
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49712) - you deserved it (5660)

On 10/14/2013 at 12:02pm - love - by lovehurts - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day mah weird neighbor is a conspiracy theorist an thinks the government is trying to kill him. Someone thought it would be funny to shine a looool rd laser light through his window. I was on the stairshen he ran past... screaming bloody murder... sending me down a flight of steps. FML

#20919796
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43143) - you deserved it (3183)

On 10/14/2013 at 3:13am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)



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