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DarkHelmet

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DarkHelmet

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About DarkHelmet : USMC veteran, I laugh at EVERYTHING, I hate cops and I am the coolest mutha fucka you've ever met in your life!!!

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DarkHelmet's favorite FMLs

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75306) - you deserved it (7138)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML

#14750549
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36436) - you deserved it (4293)

On 01/28/2011 at 11:10pm - health - by Mervin22 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, feeling melancholy, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

#14490240
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32143) - you deserved it (5999)

On 01/06/2011 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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