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Daonna
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 82
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Daonna : I did get an FML published but that was before I made an account, so at least I completed one of my goals in life.

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Today, my Game of Thrones addicted girlfriend decided to name my penis Tyrion Lannister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34557) - you deserved it (5276)

On 03/31/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by off to the whorehouse, then (man) - United Kingdom (Brighton and Hove)

Today, while working at Dairy Queen, a customer asked me what was so special about our ice cream cakes, and how they're different from regular cakes. I chuckled, and told her it's because they're made from ice cream. She threw a fit, which resulted in me being written up and sent home early. FML

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On 03/25/2014 at 11:53pm - work - by Coryj1220 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my teacher was talking about anorexia and bulimia. Midway through the lesson, she stopped and knowingly asked if I wanted to share my experiences with the class. I don't have an eating disorder, just a screwed-up metabolism. FML

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On 10/02/2013 at 2:37pm - health - by 94lbs of muscle -



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