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  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 125
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Danielle92809's favorite FMLs

Today, I hurt my back, and now I have to lie on my stomach for twenty minutes every hour so I can ice the pain. My boyfriend won't stop using my ass as bongo drums every time. FML

#21127987
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40272) - you deserved it (6991)

On 05/01/2014 at 1:31pm - misc - by booty backfire - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML

#20405554
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37953) - you deserved it (5935)

On 12/18/2012 at 12:33pm - kids - by fatbabysyndrome (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got out of the shower to find my cat staring up at me. Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her, so she jumped up and clawed and tried to bite it. FML

#5189788
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41302) - you deserved it (6738)

On 09/11/2009 at 4:46pm - animals - by ouchh (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

#1751488
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78949) - you deserved it (24292)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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