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Danielle7994

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 June 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3287
  • Number of comments : 153
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Danielle7994 : The strong is wisdom this one in.

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Visits<b>guthorian</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 2:31pm<b>serpent_king</b> - the 05/25/2016 at 11:35pm<b>bolee997</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 1:09am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 1:23pm<b>raven83</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 3:30pm<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 11:57pm<b>Ultimate_Batman</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 2:14pm<b>kukumber</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 8:13pm<b>Ashd09</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 9:36pm<b>Raleaf</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 7:03am<b>ZeroPath5</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 11:15pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 2:26am<b>ToxicTyrael</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 1:59pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 8:53pm<b>ChatAlors</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 11:44am<b>R3TROxLOV3</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 3:42am<b>isum21</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 9:26pm<b>ispeakspanish</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 11:16pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 7:23pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 1:53am

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Today, I went to a local Indian takeaway, since I'm from India originally, and none of my friends speak Hindi. I went up to the counter and placed my order in Hindi with the seemingly Indian owner. He gave me a weird look and said, "Huh? Speak English, ya rimjob." FML

by Anonymous / 05/17/2013 at 4:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I registered on an irritable bowel support group, unknowingly linking it to my Facebook wall. FML

by Anonymous / 05/16/2013 at 6:51am / Australia / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to explain to my husband why I was assuming that he was planning to attend my graduation ceremonies for my PhD next week. He still doesn't understand why he has to be there, and is pissed that he will miss his weekly pub crawl with his friends. FML

by married life / 05/16/2013 at 1:58am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, I woke up to my dad emptying a water bottle on my head, because I needed to "get up for school" or I'd be late. FML

by Anonymous / 05/14/2013 at 7:13am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML

by Anonymous / 05/13/2013 at 6:05pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML

by Chia / 05/10/2013 at 6:58pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Health

Today, while answering an "anonymous" survey about how to keep my school drug free, I told them they should stop drug testing the kids that they know don't do drugs and test the sketchier ones. They in turn drug tested me. FML

by drug testing / 05/09/2013 at 6:22pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, as with every day, I had to endure my roommate talking to his wife in a baby voice. This is a grown man, who has had a beard since junior high, who literally talks to her like you would a puppy or a baby. Someone kill me. FML

Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML

by Screwed Up / 05/09/2013 at 1:30am / United States / Health

Today, I told my family I'm going shopping with my friend "Emma". My sister's been teasing me about this saying, "Emma can't exist! She's not real! You don't have any friends." She's right. FML

by 19kwhatever / 05/08/2013 at 9:22pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I let my dad put my dollar in the slot machine for me because I'm not old enough to gamble. I won $200 but he kept it because he "put the dollar in the slot machine." FML

by anonymous / 05/08/2013 at 8:07pm / United States (Wyoming) / Money

Today, I decided I would try this feature on my banking app which lets me deposit checks by sending a picture of it. The instructions say to rip the check after depositing. The deposit didn't work and now I've got a ripped up paycheck. FML

by Checkless chick / 05/08/2013 at 6:21pm / United States / Money

Today, I was in a bathroom stall and I accidentally dropped my new tampon on the ground. Just as I was about to reach for it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" and then a hand reached under my stall and grabbed it. It was my last one. FML

by the girl next door / 05/07/2013 at 1:10am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was checking out a customer who seemed quite friendly. As I finished, he reached slightly over the counter and I impulsively reached out and shook his hand. He gave me a dumbfounded look and said, "Can I have my change please?" FML

by charishard / 05/04/2013 at 1:17am / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, I was forced to work with someone I absolutely hate. I then found myself starting to like him, until he shot me in the forehead with a stapler gun. FML

by annoyedgirl / 05/03/2013 at 9:30pm / United States (Washington) / Work