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by Noname / 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
by thatsucks / 02/28/2009 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
- Today, I went on vacation with my family. It wasn't until I had gotten back home that I found out I… Today, we are staying at my boyfriend's grandparents' house. His brother clogged the only toilet. I… Today, I realized my paranoia of smelling bad in front of other people has reached an all time low,…