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by Noname / 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
by thatsucks / 02/28/2009 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
- Today, before having morning sex, my girlfriend for over a year whispers to me "Do that thing you… Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't… Today, I found out that even though my parents have been married for 21 years, our "family friend,"…