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Damafia

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Damafia

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  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 680
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Damafia : Message me if you wanna know.

Damafia's page activity

Visits<b>hun3y206</b> - 3 hours ago<b>eleanorrigby90</b> - yesterday at 8:57am<b>michaelm1290</b> - yesterday at 7:42am<b>Gabygonzalez9211</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 10:01am<b>Psychotique</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 8:56pm<b>theswanlake</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 12:38am<b>teapotrevolt</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 7:06pm<b>NineeCat</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 3:25pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 8:37pm<b>Beenie101</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 12:06pm<b>tarebear81</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 8:24pm<b>Justincredible69</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 3:04pm<b>_LoveSucks_21</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 12:59am<b>UselessReject23</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 5:34pm<b>ThisIsMyUsernam</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 3:09pm<b>WOTAN1488</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 5:41pm<b>hooAhhh</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 3:31pm<b>abv96</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 3:31am

Fucked!<b>Gabygonzalez9211</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 3:30am<b>UselessReject23</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 11:34pm<b>lwood0812</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 3:47pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 2:52pm<b>munchly</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 12:22am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 3:21am<b>Harle</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 2:15am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 10:52pm<b>Space_Teddy</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 2:57pm<b>viaaaaaa</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 12:50pm<b>missa8604</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 6:18am<b>haley_alena</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 5:57am<b>my_horrible_life</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 5:40pm<b>melissa2370</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 7:18pm<b>Marebare23</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 7:44pm<b>phantomofmind</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 12:24am<b>insanecutie</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 7:19am<b>vampy719</b> - the 12/19/2014 at 4:06am

Damafia's FML badges

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Damafia's favorite FMLs

Today, a few minutes after giving birth to our fourth child, my wife pulled me close and whispered, "I love you, but if you ever put me through that again I'll rip your balls off." Everyone laughed. FML

#21239517
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45223) - you deserved it (15220)

On 08/17/2014 at 2:15am - kids - by you ripped them off ages ago (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I had a rough day and was extremely tired. I took a nap on the couch, and woke up to a guy robbing my house. I pretended I was still sleeping, waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely. I ended up falling back asleep. FML

#21219246
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43732) - you deserved it (22725)

On 07/24/2014 at 11:59am - misc - by FML - United States (Virginia)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70243) - you deserved it (6592)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a v-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year old grandma. FML

#14051903
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9604) - you deserved it (54159)

On 12/01/2010 at 8:14pm - love - by agentile (man) - United States



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