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Damafia

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Damafia

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 950
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Damafia : Message me if you wanna know.

Damafia's page activity

Visits<b>noellebelle626</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 3:24pm<b>ToxicLover29</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 1:59am<b>hardcorefan16</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 11:18am<b>lwood0812</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 12:41am<b>ASubtleHuman</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 6:27pm<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 3:51am<b>mixximoo</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 6:36pm<b>BexxyBb</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 3:31pm<b>ruckfules85</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 5:03pm<b>bguerrero</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 9:39am<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 12:00pm<b>radigen</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 12:21am<b>melissa2370</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 1:12am<b>LolaxLolz</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 6:48pm<b>Karennnx</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 3:11pm<b>xxkrystalxx</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 5:46pm<b>leopardwilliam</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 11:10pm<b>COURT_KING</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 4:35pm

Fucked!<b>BexxyBb</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 6:15am<b>missmorggan</b> - the 09/23/2015 at 9:28pm<b>Gabygonzalez9211</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 3:30am<b>UselessReject23</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 11:34pm<b>lwood0812</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 3:47pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 2:52pm<b>munchly</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 12:22am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 3:21am<b>Harle</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 2:15am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 10:52pm<b>Space_Teddy</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 2:57pm<b>viaaaaaa</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 12:50pm<b>missa8604</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 6:18am<b>haley_alena</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 5:57am<b>my_horrible_life</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 5:40pm<b>melissa2370</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 7:18pm<b>Marebare23</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 7:44pm<b>phantomofmind</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 12:24am

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Damafia's favorite FMLs

Today, a few minutes after giving birth to our fourth child, my wife pulled me close and whispered, "I love you, but if you ever put me through that again I'll rip your balls off." Everyone laughed. FML

#21239517
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46308) - you deserved it (15586)

On 08/17/2014 at 2:15am - kids - by you ripped them off ages ago (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I had a rough day and was extremely tired. I took a nap on the couch, and woke up to a guy robbing my house. I pretended I was still sleeping, waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely. I ended up falling back asleep. FML

#21219246
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44866) - you deserved it (23327)

On 07/24/2014 at 11:59am - misc - by FML - United States (Virginia)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75310) - you deserved it (7139)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)



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