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Dallasluver19

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Dallasluver19

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Today, my brother had his hot friend over. I decided to make a move because he was staring at me and smiling all night. So I asked him which holiday was his favorite, Christmas or Easter while I batted my eyes and smiled. Thats when he said, "you have lettuce in your teeth." FML

#2428890
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15916) - you deserved it (46092)

On 05/30/2009 at 10:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I confronted my fiancé and told him I knew his 'little secret'. I had suspected that he had been ruining his wedding diet by eating pizza at the office. He replied that the affair with his secretary had only been going on for a couple of months. FML

#2251338
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79597) - you deserved it (7799)

On 05/24/2009 at 7:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was showing my new iPhone case to my friends, saying how it was scratchproof, shockproof, and waterproof. I demonstrated it by dropping it on the sidewalk from about 5 feet. It bounced onto the road. Apparently, its not truck-proof. FML

#2018927
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15559) - you deserved it (102435)

On 05/17/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was walking on the track when this really cute guy shows up. I was hot and sweaty, and wanted to impress him by pouring water on myself. Instead of being turned on, all he saw was me wiping my face on my shirt screaming. It wasn't water, I forgot I had brought Sprite. FML

#1686217
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12054) - you deserved it (100493)

On 05/06/2009 at 7:36am - love - by gymbob (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend was going to propose. Since he was really nervous, he decided to have a couple of drinks to loosen up. He ended up throwing up and passing out before he could get down on one knee. FML

#1358275
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55198) - you deserved it (4707)

On 04/26/2009 at 3:12pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

#516140
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74282) - you deserved it (6711)

On 03/21/2009 at 7:18pm - misc - by motherdearest (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
1024 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78759) - you deserved it (785116)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML

#158702
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51180) - you deserved it (8941)

On 02/28/2009 at 1:30am - work - by eggs (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my entire family sat down in the living room to watch the video I recorded of my sister's graduation from college. I never pressed record. FML

#25578
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12775) - you deserved it (42016)

On 02/11/2009 at 2:24pm - misc - by red button - United States (New York)



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