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Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML

#15136903
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48728) - you deserved it (3737)

On 02/27/2011 at 7:39am - misc - by awkward (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML

#14999054
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29374) - you deserved it (4715)

On 02/16/2011 at 2:40am - misc - by Tori (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

#14944563
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10420) - you deserved it (38507)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, I went to get a tattoo. I decided on getting my four month daughter's name tattooed on my upper arm. I went home to show my wife. She broke down and told me that I'm most likely not the father. It's a toss-up between her co-worker, the guy who does our lawn, several strangers and me. FML

#14605764
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56451) - you deserved it (4426)

On 01/16/2011 at 9:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to get a tattoo. I decided on getting my four month daughter's name tattooed on my upper arm. I went home to show my wife. She broke down and told me that I'm most likely not the father. It's a toss-up between her co-worker, the guy who does our lawn, several strangers and me. FML

#14605764
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56451) - you deserved it (4426)

On 01/16/2011 at 9:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

#14191848
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41083) - you deserved it (9692)

On 12/13/2010 at 3:29pm - love - by phonesage (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

#14058038
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65728) - you deserved it (5192)

On 12/02/2010 at 8:20am - love - by mrdentist -

Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

#14058038
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65728) - you deserved it (5192)

On 12/02/2010 at 8:20am - love - by mrdentist -

Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

#14058038
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65728) - you deserved it (5192)

On 12/02/2010 at 8:20am - love - by mrdentist -

Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

#14058038
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65728) - you deserved it (5192)

On 12/02/2010 at 8:20am - love - by mrdentist -

Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

#14058038
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65728) - you deserved it (5192)

On 12/02/2010 at 8:20am - love - by mrdentist -

Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

#14058038
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65728) - you deserved it (5192)

On 12/02/2010 at 8:20am - love - by mrdentist -

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

#13850566
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75649) - you deserved it (4245)

On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

#12677495
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44635) - you deserved it (13203)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)



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