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  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 July 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1100
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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DakotaCat's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom told me I was conceived on Halloween. She thought it would be funny to say "Let's just say your dad was not wearing his ghost costume." She then winked. I am now scarred for life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29344) - you deserved it (4252)

On 09/02/2010 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by anonymous.. (woman) - United States (California)

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