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  • Town/Country : Colorado Springs, USA
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 January 1992 (22 years)
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Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35877) - you deserved it (7774)

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