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  • Number of visits : 28089
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About Daaniellee1234 : Hii, my name is Danielle and I live in a shitty little town. You can pretty much count on the fact I will always be wearing a beanie. I have my ears gauged and I love it. In the winter I spend all of my free time snowboarding, and in the summer you can find me at the lake wakeboarding, kneeboarding, and tubing. I like to kickbox, play MW3 on xbox, and spend my free time hanging out with my friends. I'm fucking weird and you'll learn to understand my twisted mind. Enough of my blabbing, what up with you ? Message me bitchezz :)

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Follow me on Twitter. @danielledubzz

Knock knock.
Whose there?
Me again, still wondering why you're not naked.

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Today, I posted a statu on Facebook saying I was depressed an needed someone to talk to!! Someone commented on it saying "Just kill yourself"!! It got 20 likes!! FML

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML

#7534728
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33676) - you deserved it (2440)

On 01/24/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was picking up little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23.

#7508111
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14291) - you deserved it (24365)

On 01/22/2010 at 9:10pm - misc - by oldschool (man) - United States (California)

yesterday I was holding hands with my daughter and she wanted to skip. When I went to skip I accidentally kneed her in the face. Everyone saw her holding her busted lip and pointing at me. FML

#7493708
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28320) - you deserved it (5259)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:11am - kids - by jazz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D . Towards te end of te movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over te people in front of me because I tougt a burning piece of as landed on my leg . FML

#7420150
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8016) - you deserved it (39835)

On 01/18/2010 at 2:39pm - misc - by burnedboy (man) - United States

Today, as I sowered, I sneezed, it my face on te wall, got sampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, based my ead on te wall as I fell, grabbed at te walls to stop me from falling and appened to turn off te cold water, scorcing me. FML

#7391699
215 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 1:22am - health - by Concussed (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my 6-year-old cousin cummed to my door, demanding canned food. I asked him what for, an he said, "Dad said I needed them for a school project." I said all right, an he started raiding my pantry. I was left with only green beans. He stole all my Spaghetti O's. FML

#7389576
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10077) - you deserved it (24572)

On 01/16/2010 at 11:43pm - misc - by Stumble (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend took me to meet is friends at one of is exclusive ( clubs. ) Expecting it to be is old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of te Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML

#7380749
42 comments

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On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)

I was making out with mah girlfriend at her house and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel lyk riding along when it was time fir her dad to drive me home and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15 minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries."

#7364285
79 comments

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On 01/15/2010 at 7:44pm - misc - by Bali_Boil (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today I went to an amusement park with my family . A couple of cute girls started talking to me telling me how much they liked my dreads . Seeing this my mother stepped up next to me patted me on the shoulder an said ( This ere is my little baby treat him nicely! ) Thanks Mom . FML

#7358643
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27330) - you deserved it (3910)

On 01/15/2010 at 2:37pm - misc - by Dreadge (man) - Israel (Hefa)

Today, my taachar compard tha famala raproductiva systam to Shrak's haad. Navar again will I ba abla to watch tha movias. FML

#7340967
135 comments

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On 01/14/2010 at 4:56pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

TADAY I ALMOST CRASHED MY CAR CUZ I WAS CHECKING OUT AN OLD NAVY MANNEQUIN WEREING A BRA. FML

#7313785
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5840) - you deserved it (44616)

On 01/13/2010 at 1:31am - misc - by Creepster (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today...ile playing spin te bottle... ma two spins landd on two really pretty girls. Te first girl I missd an kissd er cin. Te second girl I eadbuttd an gave a nosebled. FML

#7258041
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11469) - you deserved it (39109)

On 01/10/2010 at 1:13pm - love - by Olihime (man) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today , I made a batch of ( special ) brownies fir a party I was going to tonight. I wrappd them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I cummd home from some errands to fine a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year old sister passd out on the couch.

#7256153
385 comments

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On 01/10/2010 at 10:37am - health - by badsister (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to dinner with mah mom and her new boyfriend. At the restaurant,hile we were eating, he started clapping and singing "if your happy and u know it." My mom joined in. And they sang loudly. Loud enough fir the entre restaurant to go quiet and stare. FML

#7247927
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27805) - you deserved it (2697)

On 01/09/2010 at 11:29pm - misc - by 1thapp3ns (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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