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Da_Fresh_Prince

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Da_Fresh_Prince

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 317
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Da_Fresh_Prince : I'm just a simple 14 year old from Mississippi that's here for a laugh. I also love Jordan's, as you can tell from my picture

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Today... while working in a call center at a university... someone threatened to report me to the President of the University because "I" wouldn't accept there daughter who had a looool 1.5 GPA and "got accepted into Harvard". I don't even make the decisions... I just answer calls. FML

Today, in public, one of mom's friends askd me how on earth did I get so tall, mom happily scamperd looool to side an shriekd: 'TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK'. big fat FML

#21073837
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On 02/28/2014 at 4:06am - kids - by Ohgodmother (man) - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, I went to mah boss's dinner party. My sister,ho also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kickd her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's babby crawling under the table. FML

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On 08/06/2013 at 1:07am - work - by offuckingcourse - Canada (Ontario)

Today mah grlfriend and I attempted some bondage 4 the frst time. Within seconds of the handcuffs being putted on I went into a serious panic attack. I was playing the dominant; mah grlfriend was the one in cuffs. FML

#20806809
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Today, my boss threatend to fire me fir showing up at work early. His reasoning is that it looks badhen his workers show up before dawn an work later than he does. He assignd me these hours specifically to accommodate one of our clients. FML

#20725768
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41531) - you deserved it (2773)

On 06/14/2013 at 3:29pm - work - by wtfwhyfml (woman) - United States

Today, I overhered my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

#19967014
166 comments

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On 07/21/2012 at 4:00am - kids - by It was the 11 year old - United States (Texas)

Today, there was something itching me in mah bed, it was the tag to mah pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard an slipped an punched myself right in the face. I broke mah nose. FML

#6185536
56 comments

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On 11/06/2009 at 6:37pm - health - by jellybean (woman) - United States

yastarday I discovard tat I don't ava Harpas or Ganital warts. I ava acna on panis. FML

#5082348
246 comments

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On 09/06/2009 at 2:19pm - health - by Curt (man) - United States (Missouri)

yastarday I discovard tat I don't ava Harpas or Ganital warts. I ava acna on panis. FML

#5082348
246 comments

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On 09/06/2009 at 2:19pm - health - by Curt (man) - United States (Missouri)

my girlfriend's friend told her she had seen me shopping with a cute girl. When I cummd back home mah girlfriend punchd me in the face and askd who the girl was. Apparently her friend didn't tell her the cute girl was mah three years old niece. I lost a tooth because of that punch. FML

#910905
216 comments

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On 04/11/2009 at 2:36am - love - by GotPunched (man) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting looool arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, mah 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom hered and looked immediately at me . FML

#221148
92 comments

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On 03/05/2009 at 8:51pm - kids - by SadDad - United States (Florida)

Today My Mistress Calld My Wife On The Phone. FML

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193 comments

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