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DaLiquer
  • Town/Country : Georgia, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 July 1975 (38 years)
  • Number of visits : 161
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DaLiquer : I like to mountain bike and play video games although i had to quit playing games as they were taking up too much time. Now i just work and study. I love to learn so I am enjoying college very much! You can message me but I have no clue how the private messaging works so probably won't answer.

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Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13593) - you deserved it (54894)

On 04/07/2013 at 8:30pm - health - by maturity - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48901) - you deserved it (5423)

On 04/06/2013 at 7:42am - misc - by confusedcatlover (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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