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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 July 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 695
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About DaFunnyMa : Hi my name is Autumn and I am 16 years old now. I'm Christian, love twerking, I sexy, I love trap music , most of my day I party and have some drinks , and message me if you want, I have big boobs , I am tan and I dye my hair blonde sometimes I have brown eyes , brown hair , some people call me a slut
of the half shirts I wear . I'm not , I
Just look good it them. Message me and ask me more questions if I haven't covered everything. Thanks! Toodaloo! PS: I do not have kik , if you ask me your wasting my time and your time , you will be blocked and your message will not be replied to.

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Today, some random bloke introduced himself at a bar by asking to fuck me. I got tongue-tied trying to say both "fuck off" and "please go away". I ended up telling him to "Please fuck away." FML


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Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait til marriage. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML


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