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DaDezza244

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DaDezza244

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 57409
  • Number of comments : 117
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About DaDezza244 : I only comment so I don't disappear into the pages of history lol. My comments will suck since I'm hopeless at making puns. FML

Hello strangers.
Let's run away from the wickedness of the world and travel to Narnia or Hogwarts! The world is mad and I had enough. It's time for us to disappear to our fantasies

Let's travel the world and obtain every Pokèmon that currently exists in our imagination! (I prefer all pokemon up to 486)

I'm hopeless at making puns so I don't really comment. Anxiety problems is also a reason I don't comment. #TheStruggle

I really want friends :( social anxiety sucks balls

I love Germany. You can say I'm obsessed.
I am Respectful, kind Person
I am Australian with an Asian descent
I Hate racist people.
I Believe in Human Rights
Stand up for what you believe.
Be Respectful to everyone.
I'm on app most of the time.
Support same-sex marriage!
Don't Judge people!
Message me if you wish!
CYA later :D

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DaDezza244's favorite FMLs

Today, I also needed to add, "Does not currently live in a psychiatric hospital, after being declared 'Not criminally responsible for a crime'" to my list of qualities that I want in a man. FML

#21451515
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14943) - you deserved it (1402)

On 08/03/2015 at 9:43pm - love - by whyyyyyme (woman) - Canada

Today, my friend offered to make me a playlist for the gym. I thought it was really thoughtful, until I started listening to it during my workout and realized that every single song was "Supersize Me" with the title changed. FML

#21451102
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18326) - you deserved it (1639)

On 08/02/2015 at 11:25pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my satan-spawn of a step-son proudly showed that he can pee accurately while standing up. I'd be less livid if he hadn't pissed on me while I was asleep in bed. FML

#21450786
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20731) - you deserved it (1899)

On 08/02/2015 at 7:39am - kids - by Wlanla (man) - Romania (Bacau)

Today, driving to work, I stop to let an old man cross the street. The driver behind me honks their horn, so I decide to drive slow to piss them off. A few turns later, I pull into the car park and notice the other driver following me. She works in the office next to mine. We met the other day. FML

#21450445
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18796) - you deserved it (5524)

On 08/01/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by Hellasboy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML

#21450341
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21308) - you deserved it (5029)

On 08/01/2015 at 4:29am - animals - by funnnyyyyy -_- (woman) - Nepal

Today, I, along with two cops and another paramedic, had to fight to pin down some total scumsucker. He was high out of his mind on god knows what, in his underwear, screaming like a maniac outside someone else's house at 2 in the morning. I don't get paid nearly enough for this shit. FML

#21450305
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20591) - you deserved it (2290)

On 08/01/2015 at 2:18am - work - by hook me up with some smack, Jack (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

#21450109
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15001) - you deserved it (24671)

On 07/31/2015 at 4:28pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the flavors was called "Juicy Cherry." I had to stand there and watch in horror as he told the woman running the stand all about how he'd like to taste her juicy cherry. FML

#21450062
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23321) - you deserved it (1782)

On 07/31/2015 at 2:28pm - misc - by ppema (man) - United States

Today, I just found my husband on Craigslist. He's working away from home, and he's looking to give a blowjob. FML

#21449578
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24262) - you deserved it (2013)

On 07/30/2015 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I was relaxing in bed with an arm kind of behind my head, when I noticed a huge spider resting on my armpit. My sister said my screaming sounded like a "witch being burned to death" for all of 5 seconds before I realized the "spider" was just my armpit hair. FML

#21449022
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19743) - you deserved it (9308)

On 07/29/2015 at 10:41am - misc - by fack (man) - United States (California)

Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to get some ice. Since my parents left the door wedged open, I didn't worry about trying to find the room number. Without thinking, I walked in to another room that was also wedged open. Yes, there were people in it, and yes, they were both naked and hairy. FML

#21448605
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19987) - you deserved it (8095)

On 07/28/2015 at 2:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, during a blowjob, my girlfriend decided to try something new by squeezing my balls as hard as she could as I came, for a "more intense orgasm". All she gave me was a ruptured testicle. FML

#21448216
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26526) - you deserved it (2086)

On 07/27/2015 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my long distance boyfriend got angry because I like touching myself while we sext. It "distracts" me from him. I'm sorry you turn me on. FML

#21447742
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23799) - you deserved it (2363)

On 07/26/2015 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by wot02 (woman) - United States

Today, my friends showed me a video of me blind drunk last night, getting into a fight with my front door. The door won, unlike my face. FML

#21447461
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16394) - you deserved it (12087)

On 07/26/2015 at 10:27am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML

#21446710
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27817) - you deserved it (4752)

On 07/24/2015 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by strangely - United States (California)



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