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DaBrie
  • Town/Country : Malvern, Worcestershire, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 December 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 68
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About DaBrie : I kinda like America! Better food;)

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Today, my husband was chased out of a bar after he was seen slipping something into a woman's drink. I was the woman, the 'something' was aspirin, and that's the last time we ever try to role-play. FML

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141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43097) - you deserved it (24278)

On 07/23/2013 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was getting freaky with my boyfriend and told him to spank me. In a seductive voice, he told me not to tell him what to do. Continuing, I asked him how he was going to punish me, to which he then replied, "I'm going to punch you straight in the face." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53295) - you deserved it (11251)

On 07/23/2013 at 12:04am - intimacy - by suckstosuck (woman) - United States (California)



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