DaBayst

Search for a member

DaBayst

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 807
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

DaBayst's page activity

Visits<b>aliceaudrey1997</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 6:57am<b>D_as_h</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 5:04pm<b>stereomommy</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 2:15pm<b>Torvaltz</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 12:11pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 12:46pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 5:40am<b>abNormal62</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 4:40pm<b>Artigedude65</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 6:09am<b>Melharr</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 10:26am<b>Feminism</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 4:22pm<b>Trollx</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 11:05am<b>Drosophila82</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 10:27pm<b>mmmxr</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 5:47pm<b>SpreadTHEKILLER</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 1:49pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 12:56pm<b>louistravers</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 2:38am<b>besosforme</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 12:11pm<b>Emi1y</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 3:06pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 6:56pm

DaBayst's FML badges

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

See all of DaBayst's badges

DaBayst's favorite FMLs

Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML

by Hormones apparently / 12/07/2015 at 9:32pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, some wannabe molester actually used the "Do you know who my dad is?!" line on me as I threw him out of a club. Turns out his dad is my boss's brother. I'm now searching for a new job. FML

by Anonymous / 12/06/2015 at 6:11am / United States / Work

Today, my son visited for the first time in three years, asking to stay a while. It turns out he insulted someone online and gave his address in case they wanted to fight him. They accepted the offer, and so my son's imaginary Muay Thai skills went AWOL, along with his testicles. FML

by I fathered a pussy. / 06/14/2013 at 6:12pm / United States (Florida) / Kids

Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML

by nicholascageonyourface / 06/09/2013 at 1:13am / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous

Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML

by je_regrette_tout / 03/09/2013 at 1:50pm / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend actually held onto my love handles while we were having sex. He said they "made it easier." FML

by chunkymonkey / 08/24/2012 at 9:53am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML

by pops up / 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

by BigBananaLover / 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

by whyme102008 / 07/13/2011 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML

by Unsatisfied / 12/16/2009 at 1:15am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, I tried to wash my cat in the shower, conveniently naked myself. He disapproved, scratching my man-parts and nicking a vein. I just got back from the hospital with a blood infection, swollen nuts, and an hole in my butt where I had to get a shot of antibiotics. FML

by keeperstride / 09/03/2009 at 3:55pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML

by Opplyst11 / 03/18/2009 at 4:37pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy