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Today, my boyfriend actually held onto my love handles while we were having sex. He said they "made it easier." FML


I agree, your life sucks (23241) - you deserved it (9259)

On 08/24/2012 at 9:53am - intimacy - by chunkymonkey (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML


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On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24237) - you deserved it (3862)

On 12/16/2009 at 1:15am - intimacy - by Unsatisfied (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML


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