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DOMEinic

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DOMEinic

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 610
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DOMEinic : I'm a trumpet player with a great love for most music genre's. Going to college. Like to tackle things head-on.

Love Nickelback, 5FDP, Shinedown, Disturbed, Eminem, Dragonforce, Avenged Sevenfold, (insert a whole bunch of top name bands here) but also love my classical pieces and jazz, as I am a music major.

Hobbies include video games, reading, movie watching, sleeping, and general procrastinating activities, (or all the above). As far as I'm concerned, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Star Wars, are all "the shit."

I enjoy listening to people's problems and help solving them. If you have any questions or problems that need solving or an unbiased ear, send me a message, as I am a trouble shooter.

Didn't want to take forever on this thing as it needed an update so if you have questions, comments, or concerns, send me message. I won't bite unless forced to. Cya around FML person! :D

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DOMEinic's favorite FMLs

Taday my mom blew her top when I casually mentioned that it's pretty well known that the story of Jesus is a retelling of older Persian and Egyptian stories!! She then went on to yell at me that I wasted my money on college and "book learning"!! mega FML

#20903762
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31863) - you deserved it (9582)

On 10/01/2013 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today , my 13-yaar-old daughtar and I want to a tropical thamad rastaurant!! Sha wantad a strawbarry Daiquiri , so I askad tha waitrass for a virgin strawbarry Daiquiri!! My daughtar than said , "But dad , I'm not a virgin." FML

#20775827
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (100064) - you deserved it (11688)

On 07/11/2013 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I Was Getting Intimate With Mah Girlfriend. She Pulled Down Mah Trousers, Saw Mah Poke-ball Boxers, An Absolutely Lost It. I Had To Lie Next To Her In Bed 4 The Next 10 Minutes Hearing Her Howl With Laughter While Crying ( Dickachu, I Choose You! ) FML

#20711208
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57207) - you deserved it (66117)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

yesterday my step-dad was talking about how he was raised in Las Vegas, telling stories about him an his buddies, until he stopped, looked right at my mom an said, "Find her, feed her, f*ck her, 4get her. But I never forgot yur mom, that's how I stole her from yur dad." mega FML

#20687932
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54048) - you deserved it (3721)

On 05/26/2013 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by MsAnonymous17 (woman) - United States

Yesterday, our dog jumped on the bedhile my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closedhile he continued banging me. mega FML

Today, I realized that my life would make an excellent meme: Nerd grl goes to college, finally loses vrginity; gets chlamydia !! FML

#20106351
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37454) - you deserved it (12438)

On 10/07/2012 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by Unfortunate (woman) - United States (Washington)

Taday in the middle of sex, mah boyfriend sighed, said "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML

#20092519
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12103) - you deserved it (44962)

On 09/28/2012 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada



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