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I was forced to work with someone I absolutely hate . I then found myself starting to like him.. . until he shot me in the forehead with a stapler gun . FML


I agree, your life sucks (47323) - you deserved it (4290)

On 05/03/2013 at 9:30pm - work - by annoyedgirl - United States (Washington)

Today, I Was At Danca Rahaarsal. As A Mala Dancar I Lika To Kaap Tha Fact That I Danca A Sacrat Cuz Of Tha Stupid Staraotypas Mala Dancars Hava. This Plan Was Quickly Shot Downhan I Discovard I Was Parforming At My School. FML


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On 05/03/2013 at 8:39pm - misc - by DeActivated (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was berated by a pharmacist, who said that kids these days are on so many unnecessary medications fir "fake diseases". I was just trying to pick up the medication I've been prescribed to control my epilepsy. FML

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