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About DLYMI : The most clumsy dancer you may ever meet

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Today, I was forced to work with someone I absolutely hate. I then found myself starting to like him, until he shot me in the forehead with a stapler gun. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47343) - you deserved it (4291)

On 05/03/2013 at 9:30pm - work - by annoyedgirl - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at dance rehearsal. As a male dancer I like to keep the fact that I dance a secret because of the stupid stereotypes male dancers have. This plan was quickly shot down when I discovered I was performing at my school. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40496) - you deserved it (5519)

On 05/03/2013 at 8:39pm - misc - by DeActivated (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was berated by a pharmacist, who said that kids these days are on so many unnecessary medications for "fake diseases". I was just trying to pick up the medication I've been prescribed to control my epilepsy. FML



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