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by hotpatata / 07/06/2012 at 11:03am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML
by Brian / 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by KillMeNow / 10/18/2011 at 12:08pm / United Kingdom (Sefton) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
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