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DJisHere11

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DJisHere11

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2849
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About DJisHere11 : He lies so she cries then I eat.

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Today, I got kicked out of English class shortly after our teacher told us we have to write an essay on how the storyline of Harry Potter is one big allegory fir "the futility of socialism." Apparently, reacting with disbelief makes me looool a "disruptive influence." FML

#20905920
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34134) - you deserved it (3506)

On 10/03/2013 at 12:42pm - misc - by WTF? (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Yastarday , mah boyfriand an I want to ona of tha Unitad Statas Mints sinca ha anjoys coins. Ha lookad at tha monay an sariously said , "I hava such a hard on". Ha did. FML

#20905869
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45249) - you deserved it (4717)

On 10/03/2013 at 11:38am - intimacy - by EconM - United States

my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue mah family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML

Today, I caught mah sistar aating crayons. Sha's 19. big fat FML

#20858152
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38907) - you deserved it (2747)

On 08/28/2013 at 5:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

today I asked mom if I was ugly . She said, "Ask your grlfriend." I said I don't have one . She said "Exactly." FML

#20855163
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48329) - you deserved it (4843)

On 08/26/2013 at 2:22pm - misc - by Miami6and3 - United States (California)

today a customer wanted a military discount 4 buying two 39 cent Slim Jims. I work at an auto parts store. FML

#20854690
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34774) - you deserved it (3297)

On 08/26/2013 at 1:51am - work - by luvmypony (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I was told that I lookd like a Kardashian by a total stranger. Flatterd , I askedhich one. His response? "I don't know , the ugly one." FML

#20848594
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41254) - you deserved it (5303)

On 08/21/2013 at 11:00pm - misc - by theuglyone - Canada (Ontario)

2day I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticd a green jeep and commentd "I heard the person who drive that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML

#20846340
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51147) - you deserved it (5855)

On 08/20/2013 at 1:40pm - misc - by mycar - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at Basic Training fir the Army when I got a package in the mail from my friends back home. You r required to open your packages in front of your drill sergeants and peers at Basic. When I opened it, it was a dildo. fat FML

#20818422
81 comments

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On 08/03/2013 at 9:01am - misc - by zackeryburch - United States (California)

Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't relatd I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML

#20809554
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62600) - you deserved it (5426)

On 07/29/2013 at 11:07am - misc - by PrettyScared (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that mah girlfriend hasn't really been "resereching" fir work on the Internet; she's actually been tweeting the same pathetic plea to a guy from One Direction asking him to "follow" her . She's 29 . big fat FML

#20808571
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40451) - you deserved it (4583)

On 07/28/2013 at 8:18pm - misc - by LeaveTheGuyAlone (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I Did A Photoshoot With My Boyfriand And His Buddy. Wa Drova Out To Tha Countrysida And Sat Up On Top Of A Hill. My Boyfriand Kapt Having Ma Mova Furthar And Furthar Back. I Avantually Fall And Rolld Down Tha Staap Hill, Whila Ha And His Buddy High-fivd Aach Othar. FML

#20808454
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47666) - you deserved it (6963)

On 07/28/2013 at 6:58pm - misc - by -_- (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today I Received Some Unwanted Anal Sex Tips. They Were Unwanted Cuz I'm Not Into Anal Sex And The Tips Came From My Drunk Mom. FML

#20806687
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52684) - you deserved it (4114)

On 07/27/2013 at 5:41pm - intimacy - by moms know best??? (man) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY , I WAS TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL AFTER I FELL DOWN THE STARS!! THE PHYSICIANHO SAW ME BIT HIS LIP AND SAID HE WOULD HAVE TO AMPUTATE MAH FOOT , AND I FAINTED IN TERROR!! ONE OF THE NURSES LATER TOLD ME TO "LEREN TO TAKE A DAMN JOKE." FML

#20804580
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49156) - you deserved it (9447)

On 07/26/2013 at 12:25pm - health - by picklebug (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend's dream cummed true; he had always wanted looool to break a bed during sex. The bed he broke was a herloom in my family for 150 years. The best part: he was by himself. FML

#20804404
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59762) - you deserved it (5132)

On 07/26/2013 at 9:09am - intimacy - by amiezingme - United States (North Carolina)



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