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Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML
by a.white / 12/11/2013 at 6:58am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I taught a college course with a group of 30 adults. I was educating them on leadership and gave a 25 minute lecture, with examples like Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King, and how they changed the world. Then I opened the forum to see who inspired them. The response? Donald Trump. FML
by Disappointed Teacher / 12/10/2013 at 4:32pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, marks my third day of school being closed due to snow. One, and only one, of the teachers has decided that we have to do work online in the meantime. I just so happen to be in three of his classes. FML
by Anonymous / 12/10/2013 at 12:26pm / United States (Missouri) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 5:41pm / United States (Hawaii) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/08/2013 at 11:49am / United States (California) / Love
by flatchested Sam / 11/30/2013 at 7:16pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by Jack / 11/30/2013 at 3:31am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by NotTellingYouMyName / 11/28/2013 at 1:26am / United States (New York) / Animals
by fries / 11/24/2013 at 11:01am / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/22/2013 at 9:49am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by fml / 11/13/2013 at 12:30pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Miscellaneous
by Thomas / 11/11/2013 at 12:20pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/09/2013 at 3:41pm / United States / Money
Today, I finally worked up enough courage to ask out the guy I've had a crush on for months. I texted him, and he thought I was Maddy from work, not Maddie his neighbor. Now he and the Maddy from his work are dating. FML
by :/ / 11/04/2013 at 5:27pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
by unknown / 11/02/2013 at 5:10pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…