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DJisHere11

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DJisHere11

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3156
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About DJisHere11 : *MCMXCIV*

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Visits<b>CanadiAnM8</b> - yesterday at 4:19pm<b>kamar50</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 10:22pm<b>TyroneMcJiggle</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 7:36pm<b>Friezy</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 2:02am<b>Metzler31</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 12:34am<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 4:15pm<b>jsb1426</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 8:30am<b>DragonDude</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 5:17am<b>Whitecocoa432</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 11:10pm<b>MidnaLink</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 1:23pm<b>Johnatron</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 10:12am<b>w0nd3rl4nd</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 4:01am<b>gamergirl11200</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 1:13pm<b>chelsealou1218</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 7:37pm<b>jimmythesnake</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 5:04am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 5:12am<b>wowwzaa</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 11:25pm<b>christiine_k</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 9:46pm

Fucked!<b>clairedabear</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 3:48am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 12:45am<b>maximusmax</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 2:18am<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 3:56am<b>AHzulu</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 5:17am<b>kasey216</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 1:59am<b>kayladayla</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 12:23pm<b>ChimeRaOfficial</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 5:29am<b>LaurenLo</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 8:10pm<b>ashlynn610</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 7:11am<b>Emi1y</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 3:21pm<b>emmaaadotcom</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 9:34am<b>rpsrascal</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 11:44pm<b>WillowB47</b> - the 09/27/2014 at 4:10am<b>DaFunnyMa</b> - the 09/25/2014 at 3:20am<b>dcisecurite</b> - the 07/12/2014 at 6:36am

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DJisHere11's favorite FMLs

Today, I was trying on a shirt and asked my boyfriend if he liked it. He replied, "If I say no, can we still have sex tonight?" FML

#21336880
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30109) - you deserved it (5709)

On 01/14/2015 at 8:58am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML

#21266215
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36613) - you deserved it (3067)

On 09/27/2014 at 4:16am - love - by nyx (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML

#21249089
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48432) - you deserved it (4005)

On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I managed to get a €5 note tangled in the zip on my purse. I couldn't open it without ripping it to shreds. FML

#21231531
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35835) - you deserved it (4940)

On 08/07/2014 at 4:23am - money - by MoMoneyMoProblems (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, a grown man yelled at me because he'd been waiting for 15 minutes and still hadn't been seated or had his order taken. We were at a self-serve breakfast buffet. FML

#21203953
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45382) - you deserved it (3760)

On 07/09/2014 at 12:54pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I graduated from Basic Training. I was really looking forward to seeing my family after being away for almost three months. They decided not to come to graduation because they didn't want to spend the money to travel here. They live 30 minutes away. FML

#21108820
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53204) - you deserved it (3558)

On 04/09/2014 at 7:47pm - money - by CheapFamily - United States

Today, my dad told me that I can't wear leggings on Friday nights, because, "your butt is too distracting for my poker buddies." FML

Today, there was a forest fire in my town. I was still forced to go to school, as it was safer. A lot of people decided not to go, and we ended up doing nothing but watching the news reports. There, I got to see my house burning on live TV. FML

#21030359
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67874) - you deserved it (4159)

On 01/16/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Fire sucks. (man) - United States

Today, my dad and I got royally bitched out by my mother, because she found a bill for a porn site subscription, which was paid by my dad, but made out to my name. I had no idea about any of this, but she now thinks I'm a filthy porn addict and that my dad is an enabler. FML

#21027732
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56592) - you deserved it (5592)

On 01/14/2014 at 3:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML

#21022635
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52730) - you deserved it (4774)

On 01/09/2014 at 4:48pm - intimacy - by ReallyMom - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my teenage daughter found out that she's pregnant, but insists she's still a virgin. Who does she think knocked her up? God? FML

#20996030
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56839) - you deserved it (7441)

On 12/17/2013 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

Today, I was at a Christmas party when I noticed someone had taken all of the cash I had from out of my wallet. It was a family gathering. I'm related to the culprit but have no idea who it is. FML

#20994219
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39829) - you deserved it (2914)

On 12/15/2013 at 11:47pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I played in a high school concert. Some alumni of the band were sitting in the audience and were brought to tears. Not because it was beautiful, but because they were sad to see how much the music program had declined since they left. FML

#20994103
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34649) - you deserved it (4396)

On 12/15/2013 at 10:44pm - misc - by NotTalented - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got the DVD back from a dance concert I did. After watching it, I realised that I had a camel toe through the whole thing. Three and a half hours. FML

#20992052
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43007) - you deserved it (6920)

On 12/14/2013 at 7:00am - misc - by Aggie_De (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

#20988758
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42006) - you deserved it (6919)

On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)



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