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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 December 1995 (19 years)
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Today , I Told My Husband That I'm Jealous Of All The Other Girls Whose Husbands Always Take Pictures Of Them Together And Post Them Online!! He Responded By Posting A Picture Of Himself , With Me On The Toilet In The Background , Captioned "The Bitch On The Pot." FML


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On 08/19/2014 at 2:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today , I Learnd Tat Wen Someone Is Coking U Don't Do Te "ymen Maneuver" , U Do Te "eimlic Maneuver". I Was Correctd By Ma Girlfriend's Parents. Mega FML


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On 08/18/2014 at 12:29pm - misc - by FANZZY - United States (New York)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML


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