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Today, I was eating a hot fudge sundae and I complained that the fudge was at the very bottom and I couldn't reach it with my spoon. My husband muttered "Fat girl problems." FML


I agree, your life sucks (39146) - you deserved it (12461)

On 09/17/2014 at 4:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML


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On 12/06/2013 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by fuckadaisical (woman) - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, I overheard my parents talking about me and discussing how I've never had a boyfriend. My mum laughed that maybe they should pay someone to go out with me, and my dad replied, "Heh, not enough money in the world." FML


I agree, your life sucks (51110) - you deserved it (4034)

On 11/29/2013 at 5:27pm - love - by katerina (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my 13-year-old daughter thinks the showerhead got her pregnant. FML

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