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Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML
by haunted / 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
by sigh / 11/24/2011 at 2:30pm / United States (California) / Love
by Justforlolz / 11/24/2011 at 11:46am / United States (New York) / Work
by Faithful / 11/24/2011 at 5:01am / Singapore / Intimacy
by G. Briones / 11/23/2011 at 2:14pm / Kids
Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML
by cheated / 11/23/2011 at 12:03pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/23/2011 at 4:36am / United States / Health
Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the sound of my iPod. I stopped running, and the sound stopped. This continued for an hour before I realized the slapping sound was my thighs slapping together violently. FML
by thunderthighs644 / 11/22/2011 at 10:21pm / Health
by toomuch / 11/22/2011 at 4:36am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by madison77 / 11/21/2011 at 6:26pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 11/21/2011 at 5:39pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/21/2011 at 11:23am / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by bizzyizzy0121 / 11/21/2011 at 1:28am / United States / Miscellaneous
by sourcandy013 / 11/20/2011 at 9:21pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/20/2011 at 12:10pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my brother snuck up on me whilst I was drinking milk. He then played the Pink Panther song… Today, I found out the man I've been dating, who told me he loved me, who talked about marriage and… Today, I realized how long I've been single when I got a hard on from thinking about getting a hug.…