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by Yo mom / 12/27/2011 at 2:12am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by ikungfuyou / 12/27/2011 at 2:11am / United States / Intimacy
by maddie / 12/27/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by Sophie / 12/26/2011 at 11:21pm / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Transportation
by Cary / 12/26/2011 at 1:17am / United States (New Mexico) / Love
by laststand11 / 12/25/2011 at 8:35pm / Reserved / Miscellaneous
Today, I was awoken by my wife, once again. It seems that whenever I stop snoring, she thinks I died so she has to wake me to make sure I'm still living. She does this almost every night, every hour. FML
by Sleep Deprived / 12/25/2011 at 12:27am / United States (Virginia) / Health
by treeless / 12/24/2011 at 3:11am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML
by Anonymous / 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm / Australia / Health
by Anonymous / 12/23/2011 at 1:23pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
by badidea / 12/23/2011 at 1:42am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML
by anna / 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm / France / Miscellaneous
by bosslady12 / 12/21/2011 at 1:10pm / United States / Work
by IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed / 12/20/2011 at 6:49am / Mauritius / Miscellaneous
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
by phansmootchie / 12/20/2011 at 3:14am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boss sat me down for my evaluation. Not only did she have nothing good to say because she… Today, my live in boyfriend has been giving me the silent treatment for the last three days because… Today around 7 am, I was taking a short walk for a smoke break. I saw a super fit man running, we…