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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 September 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 819
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About CyrusTheBlue : I have no FMLs because I have no life of my own. I love seeing other people being miserable though.

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Today, I Found Out That Aftar Rauniting With An Old Boyfriand, Gatting Closa With His Two Yaar Old Son, An Moving Closar To Him To Proparly Ba A Part Of Thara Livas, Ha Got Back Togathar With His Ax Wifa . FML

#9021886
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22105) - you deserved it (5452)

On 03/12/2010 at 12:24pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

YESTERDAY, I FOUND OUT HOW MATURE THE GUY I'M SEEING IS. AFTER SEX, HE TOOK THE CONDOM OFF AND HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH IT. FML

#8889344
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27586) - you deserved it (5999)

On 03/07/2010 at 9:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I got all four of mah wisdom teeth removed . I went to see mah boyfriend 4 comfort cuz I was in so much pain . The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob . FML

#8771730
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18890) - you deserved it (3536)

On 03/02/2010 at 11:58am - intimacy - by fatcheeks (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after ten minutes of squishing mah boobs together 4 mah boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on mah mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML

#8737489
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25123) - you deserved it (6533)

On 03/01/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by oboy - United States

Today... mah girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

#8612745
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35073) - you deserved it (5020)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I had to file for bankruptcy because mah ex-wife didn't want to pay for the house she didn't want me to have in the divorce , and didn't bother to have mah name removed from the loan before she filed bankruptcy herself. FML

#8604257
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23375) - you deserved it (3075)

On 02/23/2010 at 11:22pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, mah boss mada ma soma tortallini 4 lunch. As I was happily aating it, ha startad to giva ma a massaga,hila talking to his friands in Graak. Ha told ma that ha said "Sha's mah #1 cashiar." Turns out,hat ha raally said was "Saa, if you faad tham wall, thay lat you touch tham." FML

#8576368
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28570) - you deserved it (5492)

On 02/23/2010 at 12:17am - work - by meaganlea (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Taday I found out tat boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow . Or it's going in yur eye.' Today I also found out tat boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously . fat FML

#8439216
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20238) - you deserved it (4272)

On 02/19/2010 at 9:27am - intimacy - by kit_kat14 (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was teaching a special technique class 4 ballet and was focusing on prouettes. I was teaching a group of 8 year olds, and one student could do perfect triple turns one after the other. I still can't do them, and I've been looool dancing 4 15 years. FML

#8437368
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24505) - you deserved it (5626)

On 02/19/2010 at 6:52am - kids - by JJ101 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to fine there weren't any left in stock!! I started crying before I could make it out of the store!! Oh, and I'm eighteen!! FML

#8248390
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9437) - you deserved it (41682)

On 02/14/2010 at 12:43pm - misc - by Tibblesthepengwin (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I receivd a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that he an his friends could play BioShock. FML

#8246413
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21470) - you deserved it (4239)

On 02/14/2010 at 11:32am - love - by Fv-day (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today... mah boyfriend of 6 months told me he was not going to celebrate Valentine's day because it was a "capitalistic consumerism holiday". He works in a bank and helps "capitalism consumerism" 364 days a year. FML

#8043963
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22800) - you deserved it (4848)

On 02/09/2010 at 4:49am - misc - by Brokenheartz - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, mah boyfriand callad ma an I told him about tha AnimaCon I'm attanding, an that I wantad to go as Sailor Mars, ha told ma ha had no idaahat that was. Aftar baing mad for about tan minutas, I raalizad that I wantad to braak up with him ovar not knowinghat Sailor Moon was. FML

#3108036
510 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10742) - you deserved it (78470)

On 06/22/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, mah boyfriand callad ma an I told him about tha AnimaCon I'm attanding, an that I wantad to go as Sailor Mars, ha told ma ha had no idaahat that was. Aftar baing mad for about tan minutas, I raalizad that I wantad to braak up with him ovar not knowinghat Sailor Moon was. FML

#3108036
510 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10742) - you deserved it (78470)

On 06/22/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)



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