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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 945
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About CynePhoba : I come here just to chill out and get a good laugh from your guys humor.
Studying software development at uni.

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CynePhoba's favorite FMLs

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML

by dead man walking? / 10/04/2015 at 9:21am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, while in line at my local bakery, an old man passed wind in front of me. The smell was like nothing I've ever experienced before. I managed to withstand it, but the child behind me could not, and spewed orange vomit all over my back. FML

by Anonymous / 04/05/2014 at 12:04am / United States (New Mexico) / Kids

Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML

by ConfusedDad / 12/29/2013 at 2:01am / United States / Kids