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CynePhoba

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CynePhoba

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 568
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About CynePhoba : I come here just to chill out and get a good laugh from your guys humor.
Studying software development at uni.

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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CynePhoba's favorite FMLs

Today, while in line at my local bakery, an old man passed wind in front of me. The smell was like nothing I've ever experienced before. I managed to withstand it, but the child behind me could not, and spewed orange vomit all over my back. FML

#21104869
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44617) - you deserved it (3124)

On 04/05/2014 at 12:04am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML

#21008990
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27115) - you deserved it (55789)

On 12/29/2013 at 2:01am - kids - by ConfusedDad - United States



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