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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 733
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Cwizer's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk dirty to my boyfriend, after he promised not to laugh at me. All seemed well, until I heard laughter. It wasn't him, though; it was his family listening from the other room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43297) - you deserved it (6991)

On 10/10/2014 at 3:33pm - intimacy - by TalkDirtyToMe - New Zealand

Today, I was eating at a Chinese restaurant, when I stopped the waitress to tell her that even though I am of Chinese heritage, I can't understand a word of Chinese. After an awkward silence, she told me she was actually speaking English. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41470) - you deserved it (15653)

On 01/28/2014 at 6:16am - misc - by ChickenBallsPlease (woman) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

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