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Cwizer's favorite FMLs
by Littlethings / 03/31/2016 at 1:07pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went on my first date. When we got to the restaurant he started hitting on the waitress. As soon as we sat down he took out his iPod and watched a video, then took out his phone and went on Tinder. Then about a minute before the bill came he dissapeared to the bathroom for 20 minutes. FML
by hollyglambert / 03/27/2016 at 1:21pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk dirty to my boyfriend, after he promised not to laugh at me. All seemed well, until I heard laughter. It wasn't him, though; it was his family listening from the other room. FML
by TalkDirtyToMe / 10/10/2014 at 3:33pm / New Zealand / Intimacy
Today, I was eating at a Chinese restaurant, when I stopped the waitress to tell her that even though I am of Chinese heritage, I can't understand a word of Chinese. After an awkward silence, she told me she was actually speaking English. FML
by ChickenBallsPlease / 01/28/2014 at 6:16am / United Kingdom (Norfolk) / Miscellaneous
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