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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9856
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Cute : Hi! I'm not really sure how you found my profile since I comment very infrequently. I'm very nice, very busy, and very happy to talk to new faces. :)

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Today , someone stole my coat. I can only imagine thier surprisehen they find the $3,000 engagement ring I bought earlier. FML

#21284412
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41845) - you deserved it (3572)

On 10/24/2014 at 1:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... I was at the mall with mah young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were looool alone... I startd to go and mah daughter yelld... ( Good job... mommy... your using the potty like a big girl! ) I then heard laughing. mega FML

#21283795
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35962) - you deserved it (4427)

On 10/23/2014 at 2:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, aftar ma dad trying avary bait, ormona, and poison, ta cockroacas in tis apartmant ava gona crazy. Tay r trying to kill tamsalvas. Ona triad to commit suicida, by suffocation, in ma mout tis morning. FML

#21282365
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35765) - you deserved it (3140)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:42am - misc - by youngboob (woman) - United States (Kansas)

today I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me wat lipgloss I was wearing cuz my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML

#21281977
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30015) - you deserved it (4768)

On 10/20/2014 at 8:38pm - misc - by Anonymos_fmler - United States (Illinois)

Today my little sister decidd it would be funny to hide in the washroom closethile I was taking a piss . I wasn't pissing I was wanking . FML

#21281971
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37211) - you deserved it (11263)

On 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by John (man) - Canada (Ontario)

2day I woke up to fine that my acne has lined itself beautifully in a perfect 'L' shape in the centre of my forehead. FML

Today while talking to mah boyfriend I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered ( I shaved mah legs this morning. ) He shook his head and said ( No I meant your face. ) big fat FML

#21274726
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33870) - you deserved it (5126)

On 10/10/2014 at 1:52am - love - by Jasmine (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my little sister ad er second son. Se is 31 and se named er sons after er favorite television caracters, Sam and Dean Wincester. Se as made it er life goal to make sure er usband never finds out. FML

#21269654
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30237) - you deserved it (3836)

On 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm - kids - by mykodu - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah dog got so excited about a new toy that she vomited all over it. I had to clean up the vomit, throw away the toy, and now have a very sad looool dog. FML

#21265865
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36242) - you deserved it (4137)

On 09/26/2014 at 3:44pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I learnd that even though a woman has a baby carriage and seems friendly, she won't be afraid to mug you in front of her kid. FML

#21262985
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34994) - you deserved it (2881)

On 09/22/2014 at 6:58am - health - by deathstar3548 (man) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I WAS HAVING SAX WITH THIS AMAZINGLY HOT GUY. THINGS GOT PRATTY INTANSA, AN RIGHT AS I WAS ABOUT TO ORGASM, THA GOLD CRUCIFIX CAMA FLYING OFF HIS NACKLACA AN SLICD MY AYALID OPAN. MASSAGA RACAIVD. WALL PLAYD, GOD. FML

#21262317
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40775) - you deserved it (5691)

On 09/21/2014 at 7:27am - intimacy - by Sinnersinner - United States (California)

Today, mah fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning!! He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing!! FML

#21262210
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41707) - you deserved it (11635)

On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

2DAY I ASKD MA DAD TO TAKE ME TO TE STORE SO I COULD GET SOME FEMININE YGIENE PRODUCTS. WEN WE GOT TERE, E WENT RUNNING DOWN TE AISLE YELLING, "HELP! MY DAUGTER'S BLEEDING TO DEAT! WERE'RE TE TAMPONS?!" FML

#21261392
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41120) - you deserved it (3972)

On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML

#21256842
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48817) - you deserved it (6812)

On 09/12/2014 at 9:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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