About CurvyisCool : Lonely lesbian. My cats are my life. Nuff said.
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by Anonymous / 05/13/2015 at 1:20pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
by cactii / 02/16/2015 at 3:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while talking with my ex, I mentioned I was depressed about turning 40. He said he'd been depressed about turning 40 as well, until he started screwing hot 20-somethings. We were still together when he turned 40. FML
by notdaddy / 02/16/2015 at 11:39am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML
by Anonymous / 02/15/2015 at 12:57pm / Denmark / Miscellaneous
by Yupppp. / 02/11/2015 at 1:25am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by itsemilyc / 02/02/2015 at 2:34pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by single / 12/24/2014 at 4:49pm / United States (Utah) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/24/2014 at 3:02pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by j4 / 12/19/2014 at 6:27pm / United Kingdom / Money
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
by embarrassed / 12/19/2014 at 2:24pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my Canadian friend is staying a few days at my parents' house. I drove him from the airport, only to find my idiot dad had decked the spare room out with maple syrup bottles. He keeps saying "eh" all the time and asked "What's he so upset aboot?" when my friend was offended. FML
by ehxtraordinarily pissed / 12/13/2014 at 1:36pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
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