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by Anonymous / 01/08/2012 at 9:41pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by bellaskyeb / 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/04/2012 at 11:20am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm / United States / Intimacy
by KrissyBearr / 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/24/2011 at 5:35am / United Kingdom / Work
by whatadisappointmnet / 11/05/2011 at 2:58pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML
by Anonymous / 08/13/2011 at 3:12pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by suze44 / 06/13/2011 at 10:22am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by skiittlez713 / 05/20/2011 at 4:40am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by courtbabbbby / 02/12/2011 at 1:30am / United States / Miscellaneous
by allgrowedup / 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Daddy. / 02/17/2010 at 3:15am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML
by swedishdude / 11/14/2009 at 8:37am / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Miscellaneous
- Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a strip tease for… Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish… Today, at school, I was trying to pee in the stall, but I couldn't. I repeatedly pushed my bladder.…