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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 November 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1950
  • Number of comments : 98
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Crysta's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up with Skittles super glued to my forehead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31068) - you deserved it (5835)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by awalc - United States

Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38176) - you deserved it (13414)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my ferret, which my parents had told me ran away a few years ago, was actually given to my cousin while I was at a friend's house. My parents didn't want to deal with him anymore and gave him away for free. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28945) - you deserved it (4468)

On 03/04/2011 at 3:42pm - misc - by Person in Alaska with a Ferret - United States (Alaska)

Today, my mother noticed that I hadn't taken the trash out in a few weeks and angry, piled various full trash bags on my bed. I've been away on holiday for the past three weeks, I guess she didn't notice that part. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35192) - you deserved it (3413)

On 03/04/2011 at 11:25am - misc - by carr (woman) - Sent from mobile version

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