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Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend has a three day break from work. This would be great if he hadn't just told me he's having a Guild Wars 2 marathon. Now all I have to look forward to is slow wifi and anguished screams every time his character dies. FML
by Anonymous / 09/22/2012 at 7:49pm / United States (Kansas) / Love
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
by Unreality / 01/26/2011 at 4:26pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
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