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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 770
  • Number of comments : 159
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CrookedCook : Long time FML looker, recent commentator.

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Today , I Finally Acceptd Mah Grandma's Friend Request On Facebook . I Commentd On A Family Photo Album She'd Uploadd , Joking That The Quality Would Greatly Improve Once She Addd Pictures Of Me . My Comment Was Met With , "Shut Up U Sewage Rat" . Mega FML

#20857055
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39422) - you deserved it (7784)

On 08/27/2013 at 9:29pm - misc - by sweetnan (woman) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Taday I was on drive-thru where I work . Our policy is that we can give free treats to dogs that come through . A woman cummed in and I noticed her dog . Without a thought.. . I grabbed a treat and asked if her dog wanted one . I looked again . The 'dog was her daughter . FML

#20792109
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49974) - you deserved it (24782)

On 07/19/2013 at 9:54am - work - by Treats For Days - Canada (Alberta)

Today, wile using a urinal looool in a very busy mall batroom, anoter man unzipped is pants and attempted to use te same one as me. FML

#20751757
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49805) - you deserved it (2843)

On 06/28/2013 at 1:16am - health - by not cool (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand . We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast . Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he cummed to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops . FML

#20694089
110 comments

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On 05/29/2013 at 9:53pm - misc - by paulinapo - United States (New York)

Today... I had to eat up a few specks of toilet paper to avoid spoiling "the moment" with mah grlfriend. FML

#20692661
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64942) - you deserved it (14360)

On 05/29/2013 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I found out that classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangementhere people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis . A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn . fat FML

#20585229
147 comments

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On 04/11/2013 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today... mah fiancé dumped me because he claimed he needed to ( focus on his career an his engagement. ) When I asked him how dumping me would help with his engagement... he immediately replied with... ( No... I mean mah other one. ) FML

#20569834
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47522) - you deserved it (3352)

On 04/01/2013 at 10:50am - love - by t.hughes (woman) - United States

Today looool I found out that my wife makes mashd potatoes by using her dirty feet to crush the potatoes cuz apparently this is a "healthy natural" way to make them and it also cleans her feet . I've been eating her mashd potatoes at least once every week . big fat FML

#20531751
149 comments

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On 03/05/2013 at 12:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

2day It's Been Two Months Since I Got A Kitten. He Loves To Hide, An Then Surprise Me By Jumping Out Of His Hiding Place. It Was Quite A Surprise When He Launched Himself Out Of Mah Bag During Class. FML

#20483320
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47466) - you deserved it (6137) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version

Today , after months of lacking intimacy in our relationship , girlfriend decided to spice things up by covering her naked body withhipped cream. Except , we didn't have any in the fridge , so instead I had to politely lick shaving cream off of herhile fighting the urge to vomit. FML

#20482358
184 comments

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On 01/28/2013 at 12:03am - intimacy - by yourmainman (man) - Canada

Today, I had to slowly explain to my son that an "analogy" is a literary device, not a genre of porn. FML

#20481338
80 comments

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On 01/27/2013 at 1:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today... son volunteerd to help me cut out coupons. When I got to the register at the store... I noticd he'd cut off all the barcodes. FML

#20446465
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23219) - you deserved it (7205)

On 01/07/2013 at 4:27pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... son volunteerd to help me cut out coupons. When I got to the register at the store... I noticd he'd cut off all the barcodes. FML

#20446465
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23219) - you deserved it (7205)

On 01/07/2013 at 4:27pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm ( a liar and a cheating bastard . ) I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me . FML

#20427124
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38787) - you deserved it (7975)

On 12/28/2012 at 12:24am - love - by Alone - United States



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