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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1618
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Crometer : I'm sarcastic for sure, but I'm always down to talk. I'm a huge pit lover and I play Ultimate Frisbee

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Today, I learnd that just cuz u live on a different continent, it doesn't mean yur mother won't come knocking when u r having sex. real FML

#20989004
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53375) - you deserved it (4617)

On 12/11/2013 at 2:59pm - intimacy - by hi Mum - United States (South Carolina)

Today, a girl an I were flirting an it was going well !! Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her !! She smiled flirtatiously an said "Why don't u try it an find out?" I went in 4 a kiss, an she slapped me !! FML

#20965644
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56012) - you deserved it (12511)

On 11/21/2013 at 11:10am - misc - by smooth (man) - United States

Today , I realizd I ned to start hitting looool the gym , when my boyfriend actually utilizd my love handles during sex. FML

Today, after having recently told 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

#20877041
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57417) - you deserved it (9340)

On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I cummed ome to find my ousemate cowering in te lounge corner, sobbing, ugging a bag of cips wile te automatic vacuum cleaner gently bumped into im. Apparently e "mistakenly" putted magic musroom in is sandwic instead of peanut butter. FML

#20868509
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39864) - you deserved it (2964)

On 09/05/2013 at 3:45am - misc - by down trodden (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today , I read a seemingly seriou article online looool about giving yur smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave 4 one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

#20864782
526 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18773) - you deserved it (134044)

On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today , I had an awful day and angrily threw a glass at the wall. Needless to say , I didn't feel lyk cleaning it up , and I took a nap , intending to do it later. I thought I would remember the bits of glass everywhere when I woke up. I didn't , but mah feet soon did. FML

#20838843
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19998) - you deserved it (61892)

On 08/15/2013 at 3:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Otago)

Today was my wedding day. We had a beautiful outdoor wedding and everything was going perfectly as planned. That is until a bird flew over us and left a present right between my boobs. I had to stand at the altar 4 30 minutes as bird poop melted in my cleavage. FML

#20837089
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55374) - you deserved it (5040)

On 08/14/2013 at 1:39pm - misc - by NewBride (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today..!! I was visiting cousin's farm!! Going out fir a morning stroll..!! I took an apple with me to munch along the way!! As I was eating it..!! I hered a distant thumping sound an was suddenly slammed into the ground!! When I looked up..!! a horse was eating apple!! I got mugged by a horse!! FML

#20836718
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54426) - you deserved it (6183)

On 08/14/2013 at 5:11am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today.. . I found mah elderly neighbour on all fours in mah garden eating mah flowers . FML

#20836671
114 comments

TODAY, MY 7-YEAR-OLD SON PROUDLY ANNOUNCED THAT HE HAD LAID AN EGG DURING THE NIGHT!! I CHECKED!! HE'D SIMPLY SHAT THE BED!! FML

#20835170
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48123) - you deserved it (3800) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/13/2013 at 4:49am - kids - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Yesterday I Found Out Why Mah Doctor Told Me Not To Mix Pain Killer With Alcohol When I Was Told That Last Night I Trid To Convince A Group Of Teenage Tourist That I Was One Of The Nitwit From One Drection.. . And Then Got Miffd When They Laughd At Me . Real FML

#20832639
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17296) - you deserved it (35346)

On 08/11/2013 at 7:23pm - health - by JustSayNo - United Kingdom (Surrey)

TODAY, I TOOK A RUN IN TE WOODS!! ALMOST ALFWAY TROUG, I STARTD TO FEEL LIKE I WAS GOING TO FAINT!! I WAS SO DIZZY TAT SIGT WAS GETTING BLURRY!! I WENT TO SIT DOWN ONAT SEEMD LIKE A ROCK!! IT WASN'T A ROCK!! IT WAS A UGE SNAPPING TURTLE!! FML

#20812086
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49256) - you deserved it (5467)

On 07/30/2013 at 7:19pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I ad a customer scream at me for ruining tier cild's brtday party!! Tey ad bougt a Piñata from me and didn't know tey ad to fill it temselves!! Te kids ad it it open and it was empty!! FML

#20809207
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50243) - you deserved it (4093)

On 07/29/2013 at 2:30am - work - by Fitz - United States

yesterday while using a restroom in Walmart, an old lady with a cane hobbled in screaming, "I smell someone looool making sin!" She would not stop tapping on the door with her cane till I cummed out . FML

#20808725
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41673) - you deserved it (2770)

On 07/28/2013 at 10:16pm - health - by DreamStatic - United States (Georgia)



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