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About Criticalvector : I love to go shooting at the range with my shotgun and riffle and I like pie what more do you need to know?

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Today, I was at the doctor's getting a check up. He asked me if I was allergic to anything, to which I blurted out, "Cats." He gave me a weird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't give you cats." FML


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