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Cristoforo

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  • Number of visits : 922
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Visits<b>Emma1562</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 6:06pm<b>Marmarfarfar</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 6:20pm<b>hannah_cheers</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 7:06pm<b>mariathehoe</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 10:04am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 2:51pm<b>mynameisshaye</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 11:14pm<b>doodyface</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 9:12am<b>coried91</b> - the 06/12/2014 at 1:14pm<b>levodkamartini</b> - the 05/25/2014 at 11:23am<b>3DG30FGL0RY</b> - the 03/19/2014 at 12:06pm<b>alexmac222</b> - the 01/12/2014 at 11:04am<b>greeneyebeauty9</b> - the 12/31/2013 at 5:36pm<b>slimkelsey</b> - the 09/09/2013 at 5:12pm<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 09/01/2013 at 7:39pm<b>fvt</b> - the 08/27/2013 at 5:47am<b>Creepercraft</b> - the 08/20/2013 at 2:42pm<b>mitch_rod_170</b> - the 07/25/2013 at 1:59am<b>khodginssxo</b> - the 07/22/2013 at 2:37am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 8:51pm

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Cristoforo's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me screaming, "My precious!" FML

by Anonymous / 06/02/2013 at 6:36pm / United Kingdom (Thurrock) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom has gone completely insane and insists we only flush the toilet or wash our hands at the start or end of the day, "to save on bills." My young sister thinks it's the best idea ever. My mom makes our food, and my sister just loves to touch everyone's faces. FML

Today, while at the movies, I had an uncomfortable amount of gas that I couldn't hold in any longer. I waited for a loud part in the movie to conceal it and took my chance. Problem was, the loud part ended abruptly. I didn't. FML

by Cristoforo / 05/25/2013 at 4:19am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

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